Albert Almora sucks

[Old Style]

just got off the phone with theo

 

almora will be sent down when zobrist gets back.

Theo lied to you.

[ConstableRabbit]

Bye bye, bitch

 

 

^literal lol at this not being filtered out

[Ding Dong Johnson]

8 games in, 500 OPS. Oof.

[Sammy Sofa]

WAVES AND WAVES, BABY.

[sneakypower]

8 games in, 500 OPS. Oof.

i choose to view this as a good thing, they're (hopefully) breaking down his wimpy dick swing and reworking it to somehow add loft

[BigSlick]

8 games in, 500 OPS. Oof.

i choose to view this as a good thing, they're (hopefully) breaking down his wimpy dick swing and reworking it to somehow add loft

i view it as a good thing if no one is confused that he's bad anymore

[Cubswin11]

8 games in, 500 OPS. Oof.

i choose to view this as a good thing, they're (hopefully) breaking down his wimpy dick swing and reworking it to somehow add loft

The only thing worse than soft hit GBs are soft hit FBs

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.

[Derwood]

Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.

 

Like the one Heyward makes three times per game?

[champaignchris]

Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.

 

Like the one Heyward makes three times per game?

 

Yeah. Heyward is Carlos Boozer-esque.

[17 Seconds]

Man, I wish I could find a clip of the hilarious anguished wail he unleashed earlier this season when he (shocker) weakly popped out in a key RBI situation. He sounded like such a dork.

 

Like the one Heyward makes three times per game?

 

heyward's guttural expletives aren't dorky though

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, Rizzo, yells and swears all the time, too. This flat-out sounded like Almora is actually a bunch of Muppet birds wearing a human suit.

[We Got The Whole 9]

8 games in, 500 OPS. Oof.

i choose to view this as a good thing, they're (hopefully) breaking down his wimpy dick swing and reworking it to somehow add loft

The only thing worse than soft hit GBs are soft hit FBs

Wish Tony Kemp saw this post