7/1/19 - Cubs (ADBERT) @ Pirates (Williams) - 6:05 CDT - NBCSCH/ESPN

[TMan92]

I'd rather watch the Bachelorette

 

 

I would rather

 

1. Pull out my nose hairs

2. Bite some aluminum foil

3. Get a root canal

[Sammy Sofa]

Not my best game thread work.

 

[TMan92]

Not my best game thread work.

 

 

 

They have reached Cobs level but you preferred to call them Cubs. Bad move.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, you already scammed me into taking the hit for this one, you bastard!

[TMan92]

Hey, you already scammed me into taking the hit for this one, you bastard!

 

Holy crap. I know they have been bad but didn't think it would be this soon. I will do it tomorrow and they will lose again immediately.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Well, at least it's still early enough that the Cubs might hit three or four dongs and win.

[NotSoSober]

Just need to shut them down at hit 5 solo HRs. It's doable

[Derwood]

Maybe, just maybe, people jumped on the "Alzolay is better than all of our other pitchers" bandwagon a tad early

[TMan92]

Maybe, just maybe, people jumped on the "Alzolay is better than all of our other pitchers" bandwagon a tad early

 

Cubs starters are like when girls live together and all get their period at the same time. But their periods are giving up a [expletive] load of runs early in games.

[NotSoSober]

Alright alright. Only 4 more solo shots to go.

[Andy]

Damn, not many no doubters to that part of the yard

[CubinNY]

This is the best I've ever seen Heyward's swing.

[Derwood]

Javy going oppo on HR's will never get old

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

Maybe, just maybe, people jumped on the "Alzolay is better than all of our other pitchers" bandwagon a tad early

 

I guarantee you literally nobody said that with any kind of seriousness.

[NotSoSober]

Maybe don't pitch to Josh Bell

[UMFan83]

Mediocre Josh Bell was a Cub killer. All star Josh bell is on a completely different level.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Bell is gonna own Alzolay's dreams tonight

[Derwood]

This is batting practice, warm up Chatwood

[CubinNY]

Yikes

[CubinNY]

Mr. Drunk Drive is up.

[NotSoSober]

At least hit the scumbag Kang again

[itisallpartoftheplan]

We’ll get a shutout inning in the 5th at this pace.

[CubinNY]

I have a feeling the Cubs are going to come back and at least make this close.

[TMan92]

Looks like Pittsburgh is good at scouting young pitchers. We should try it.