5/31 Cubs (Yu) @ Cards (Mikolas) NBCSCH 7:15 Central

[Schwarber Fan]

Juan Pierre would be proud of the amount of 4-3 ground outs tonight.

[NotSoSober]

I m glad I’m allowed to hate Almora again

Hold your horses!

[HawkeTrackler]

Almora is a rollercoaster of a ballplayer.

[NotSoSober]

That triple will probably more hurtful than helpful since its up to the bullpen now. Bote needs to get this done

[TMan92]

This offense is deja vu from last year right now.

[UMFan83]

Since I’m quick to criticize Yu, it’s only fair to praise him when he does well. Solid outing today and could have easily gone a 7th inning if Almora didn’t triple

[Schwarber Fan]

Not loving our chances of scoring before one of their jerks runs into one against our pen:

[Andy]

am I the only one who thinks using AI to calculate stolen base percentages is a complete waste?

Even when they calculate and analyze thousands of data points per second in real time?

[HawkeTrackler]

104mph jesus tittyfucking christ

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

This game is annoying.

[PackLandVA]

If Steve Cishek were a golfer, he’d be Jim Furyk.

[BigSlick]

This offense is BRUTAL

[Gilby]

I mean I'm fine if framing doesn't matter anymore but my god Weiters didn't deserve that 2-0 call

[Schwarber Fan]

Nice job, pen. Now let’s get them a W.

[Derwood]

Why can’t our offense and pitching both be good in the same game, like, ever?

 

MY KINGDOM FOR A 10-0 SCORE

[BigSlick]

Good lord it can’t be that hard to score a run you guys

[Andy]

I wanted so bad for Bryant to dong and mime sleeping when he arrived at the plate to totally embrace the troll (he would obviously never do this)

[UMFan83]

I hope all goes well but I refuse to watch potential walkoff situations at Busch Stadium. Good luck guys!

[TMan92]

This team just deserves to lose.

[PackLandVA]

I hope all goes well but I refuse to watch potential walkoff situations at Busch Stadium. Good luck guys!

 

Second!

[Schwarber Fan]

No chance this goes beyond Maples. Zero.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

If Steve Cishek were a golfer, he’d be Jim Furyk.

[NotSoSober]

I hope all goes well but I refuse to watch potential walkoff situations at Busch Stadium. Good luck guys!

On the bright side, at least it can come at the hands of Molina

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I hope all goes well but I refuse to watch potential walkoff situations at Busch Stadium. Good luck guys!

On the bright side, at least it can come at the hands of Molina

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[NotSoSober]

Nice zone, Diaz. You worthless horsefeathers