ChiCargo Cubs - AKA that bad man can't hurt you anymore

[Little Slide Rooter]

He'll be our 2019 Nomar, except somehow we all ruin our groins instead.

 

Or Jim Edmonds, sans the half-shirt.

[Brian]

He'll be our 2019 Nomar, except somehow we all ruin our groins instead.

 

everyone please photoshop your own face in

 

http://a.espncdn.com/media/mlb/2005/0421/photo/a_garciaparra2_hi.jpg

[minnesotacubsfan]

I don't hate it at all; it's a total non-move. He's just a player I like making fun of.

 

 

Hahahaha “I horsefeathering HATE THIS SO MUCH ILL MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY WITH ........indifference”

 

 

 

[expletive], this post only managed to get even weirder.

 

 

I feel like it holds its own. Otherwise, why would you quote it?

[Sammy Sofa]

What the damn hell.

[David]

one game in and he's assured himself a spot on the season highlight video

[Schwarber Fan]

Meh, he most likely sucks but he still put up okay numbers vs RHP last year (believe over .800 OPS though don’t know how much that’s Coors related). If he plays 2-3 times a week vs RHP maybe he’s productive. He’s likely taking Descalso/Bote/Almora ABs away vs RHP, the bar ain’t that high.

Almora and Bote are solid defenders though, which Gonzalez definitely isn't.

 

lol

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[Regular Show]

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CarGo is saying all the right things and endearing himself well.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Brian707]

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Damon Berryhill, Steve Buechelle, Scott Sanderson, Mike Bielecki, Luis Salazar, Rey Sanchez, Doug Dascenzo, Les Lancaster, Paul Assenmacher, etc. I couldn't tell you a thing about many of them but the mention of their names brings me right back to being a 10 year old.

 

 

How can you forget Héctor Villanueva? I always loved Harry mispronouncing his name.

[Hunter]

Don't forget Harry's "Luis Saw laser"

[NOLA]

He sure as hell knew how to pronounce Doug Dascenzo. He gushed over that guy every time he made even a routine play.

[OleMissCub]

Ryan KElsko, not KLesko

[Old Style]

No doubt if Harry was still alive he'd be talking about the new OF addition CarGo Gonzalez.

[Brian]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

[OleMissCub]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

[biittner77]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

[WrigleyField 22]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

I thought it was after his favorite type of pant.

[ConstableRabbit]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.

[SouthSideRyan]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

 

Freddie Mitchell had his own plane?

[Sammy Sofa]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.

 

[jersey cubs fan]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.

 

I will give the benefit of the doubt that it was a kid under 12, anything else is unacceptable.

But that just raises the question of parents allowing access to instagram to kids under 12.

[biittner77]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

I thought it was after his favorite type of pant.

 

Shorts, actually, but I'll allow it.

[biittner77]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

 

They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

 

Freddie Mitchell had his own plane?

 

:hello: =D>

[ConstableRabbit]

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.

 

I will give the benefit of the doubt that it was a kid under 12, anything else is unacceptable.

But that just raises the question of parents allowing access to instagram to kids under 12.

Meh, it's a pretty standard type of thing that would come up in Vineline (RIP) or an equivalent team-sponsored bio.

 

"It's funny -- the first person to call me CarGo was my high school manager. He was a great mentor to me, blah blah blah."

 

Definitely not the one question I'd ask the guy though.