5/10 Cubs (Quintana) vs Brewers (Gonzalez) 1:20 NBCSCH/MLBN

[CubinNY]

They’re all gonna be hungover for this game

 

Rizzo looks like he picked his suit out of the dry cleaning basket and said, horsefeathers it.

[UMFan83]

Based on the first 1.5 innings, we are on pace for a 1:36 game.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Based on the first 1.5 innings, we are on pace for a 1:36 game.

It's already 1:38

[CubinNY]

horsefeathers Joe West

[Sammy Sofa]

What the funk just happened.

[Cubswin11]

That’s horsefeathering stupid, stop trying to force action. It’s Gio horsefeathering Gonzalez, he’s going to pitch himself in to trouble

[chuckywang]

Hey guys I'm back!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

What the funk just happened.

Someone is losing his magico.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

That’s horsefeathering stupid, stop trying to force action. It’s Gio horsefeathering Gonzalez, he’s going to pitch himself in to trouble

Not if Joe West has anything to say about it!

[Brian]

Bottom of the 3rd of

 

Russell

Quintana

Almora

 

a black hole may form at the plate and end it all

[Brian]

Hendricks scoffs at Q's 90 pitch CG pace

[UMFan83]

horsefeathers head got on base. Please bunt into a force out at 2B Q.

[CubInOK]

Yelich’s teeth have John Lackey’s teeth inside them.

[Sammy Sofa]

Wow, Albert waited until the whole THIRD pitch until he swung at garbage!

[Cubswin11]

horsefeathers off with that

[UMFan83]

I see that Brewers coach still knows exactly where to position the players

[Schwarber Fan]

Is Almora the best slow centerfielder in MLB history? I guess Jim Edmonds would be on the list.

[Andy]

It never ceases to amaze me how slow Almora is

[Sammy Sofa]

Bust this fool up, Rizzo.

[Brian]

If my math is correct that's the first time the Cubs have ever gotten Cain and Yelich out in the same inning

[Brian]

well, that's probably my fault

[soccer10k]

horsefeathering Braun

[UMFan83]

I horsefeathering hate Juicy McCheaterson

[Andy]

This horsefeathering guy

[Sammy Sofa]

Grody.