4/13 Angels (Stratton) @ Cubs (Kyle) 1:20 CDT TV: ABC 7

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

First winning streak of the season, huh? Well, I'm not quite convinced. But I'll give the benefit of the doubt enough to move on to a good Paul Thomas Anderson film, and in what I know is an unpopular opinion, possibly his best.

 

 

It has the best music of all of his movies, and while I think the silliness level turns a lot of people off, I think it has the most emotion in it to go along with the most laugh out loud moments.

 

I've always liked Heyward and I've been waiting patiently to believe he could be the passible to decent hitter he was before he came to Chicago. The time for waiting is over. I think he's fixed, everyone.

 

 

Anyhow, think we can make this three in a row, Ned?

 

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Fun fact: Both Kyle and this Stratton fellow sport the same, sad 6.48 ERA.

[Sammy Sofa]

Don't force it.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Don't force it.

[BigSlick]

I’m pretty sure tons of people love the Life Aquatic. If you wanted to make an unpopular opinion you’d say the Darjeeling Limited or like, Bottle Rocket

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I’m pretty sure tons of people love the Life Aquatic. If you wanted to make an unpopular opinion you’d say the Darjeeling Limited or like, Bottle Rocket

Well, the take on Life Aquatic (as it pertains to the correct Anderson) is legitimately my opinion. I was already trolling enough to pretend that Darjeeling Limited was good.

[BigSlick]

Yeah, Darjeeling sucks

[NOLA]

I’m pretty sure tons of people love the Life Aquatic. If you wanted to make an unpopular opinion you’d say the Darjeeling Limited or like, Bottle Rocket

[Sammy Sofa]

Every take is more monstrous than the last.

[17 Seconds]

you mean wes

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

you mean wes

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Every take is more monstrous than the last.

...do you feel that Darjeeling is anything short of horseshit? I mean, its probably better than Pearl Harbor or Transformers or something, but I'm ready to go to war over this. Out of the live actions you're allowed to prefer Rushmore or Royal Tenenbaums or Grand Budapest to Life Aquatic, but anyone taking issue with Darjeeling being crapped on is irredeemable. Straight to Anderson-movie-taste-hell you go.

[Sammy Sofa]

Why are you this way.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Why are you this way.

[Banedon]

[We Got The Whole 9]

For the first time ever KB is out of the lineup and I couldn't care less

[Schwarber Fan]

Cmon, Kyle. Really want to win this one because I doubt tomorrow’s game happens.

[Sosa21MVP]

Why is someone wearing a Cubs La Stella jersey backwards? I didn't realize seal boy had such a dedicated fan base.

[Schwarber Fan]

Screw you, seal boy.

[We Got The Whole 9]

[expletive] he can't even get Cozart out

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Hendricks doesn’t care anymore since he got paid.

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo and Hendricks are co-presidents of the Complete horsefeathers Ass in April Club for Jerks.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Woof Kyle, you're almost at a run per inning

[Schwarber Fan]

Don’t swing at the sliders, guys!

[Schwarber Fan]

Brutal call to send the runner there.

[Andy]

Robot umps