4/10 Pirates (Lyles) @ Cubs (Darvish) 7:05 CDT TV: WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE.

[HawkeTrackler]

70% GB rate lmao

[Sammy Sofa]

Almora getting that scored a hit there is appalling.

[Sammy Sofa]

CRANK DAT.

[UMFan83]

How the horsefeathers do you give up 2 bombs in 4 innings with the wind blowing in 20mph and mid-30s temps

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, horsefeathers all the way off, Descalso.

[Andy]

Jordan horsefeathering Lyles mowing through us like a hot knife through butter. 6 strikeouts.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

How horsefeathering predictable was that!!?? horsefeathering disgusting!!

[UMFan83]

I thought Descalso was super clutch

[TMan92]

Bryant. Sigh.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bryant is toast.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, man. That was some 2015, 2017 and 2018 Cubs right there.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, man. That was some 2015, 2017 and 2018 Cubs right there.

 

You could have just said Cubs.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Bryant is toast.

 

I think we all rightfully question a guy like Acuna signing an extension the way he did, but then I look at KB, and I go, 'Maybe it's not such a bad thing to do.'

 

KB already has enough money so it doesn't matter, but man, I'm not sure that contract is going to look that big for a 30-year-old KB.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, man. That was some 2015, 2017 and 2018 Cubs right there.

 

You could have just said Cubs.

 

Yeah.

[PackLandVA]

Can’t really blame Yu for pitching to contact on a night like tonight, save the HBP of the pitcher.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I horsefeathering hate April baseball in cold cities.

[Sammy Sofa]

Why did I get my hopes up even a bit for these fartknockers.

[Sammy Sofa]

Time to bring it back, new and improved:

 

[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]9 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]

[Schwarber Fan]

That ball must’ve been DESTROYED

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Um, what the horsefeathers?????

[Andy]

What in the hell has gotten into Jason Heyward and how do we make sure it stays there?

[Irrelevant Dude]

To think Heyward fly balls used to die at the warning track even with the wind blowing out...

 

I like this version better.

[Sammy Sofa]

What is even happening anymore.

[NotSoSober]

So when Heyward gets popped for PEDs can the Cubs get out of his contract?