3/31 Cubs (Hamels) @ Rangers (Lynn) 3:05 NBCSC

[Cubswin11]

What an inning in memory of Chili

 

[NotSoSober]

I'd have kicked my pup about now if I were a Ranger fan

[Andy]

We deserved a BABIP inning

One last tribute to Chiliball

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Going to miss facing Chavez the rest of the season.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Going to miss facing Chavez the rest of the season.

 

Good on Theo to not get Duensing'ed again.

[Andy]

If our bullpen somehow manages not to screw this up Hamels could get the win

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK. Chatwood. Strike out the side.

 

ETA: But not with four walks.

[NOLA]

Jesus, Almora looks like Cobra Kai from Karate Kid. The fro isn’t working. Then again, he has a smoking hot wife so what do I know.

[Sammy Sofa]

At least Chatwood wears his socks right.

[Andy]

Jeff Mathis. Seriously, Chatwood?

[Sammy Sofa]

Dongwood.

 

Cubs pitching horsefeathering sucks.

[UMFan83]

2017 offseason’d

[itisallpartoftheplan]

At least he didn’t walk anyone

[sweetpeteman]

On one hand, he gave up a homer, on the other, he went 4 batters and not only didn't walk anyone, but only threw 1 ball...

[Sammy Sofa]

WS hangovers are tough, I guess. I think Theo just has a drinking problem.

[Cubswin11]

You can only contain Jeff Mathis for so long

[Sammy Sofa]

Why are there zero Cubs in any of these various commercials on the MLB app that are packed with players from around the league?

 

I mean, I guess I'm mostly just wondering where Baez is.

[Gilby]

Chatwood actually looked really good there. Jeff Mathis hitting a well placed cutter out to dead center was so inexplicable I'm pretending it didn't happen

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I spent the last 10 minutes trying to make a Scenes From an Italian Restaurant reference with either Maddon choosing between a bottle or red or white, or Jake and LaStella on a big waterbed they had bought with the bread they had saved for a couple of years, but after the Mathis HR I decided to give up and just listen to Captain Jack.

[Cubswin11]

Give us some insurance Mr. Clutch

[Cubswin11]

Sure would be nice if Hamels was getting some of these strike calls this inning

[Sammy Sofa]

Len should be both praised and fined for that Coldplay pun.

[Cubswin11]

Get him out

[Andy]

So close to actually looking semi-competent for an entire outing

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Yuck. Setting up for that three-run homer again.