3/31 Cubs (Hamels) @ Rangers (Lynn) 3:05 NBCSC

[BigSlick]

I really hate Albert Almora

[BigSlick]

I really hate Albert Almora

My reverse jinx powers are powerful

[Andy]

Lance Lynn appears to be very bad at baseball

He's not very good, but as Len and JD pointed out before the game, we always kill him too.

[UMFan83]

Lance Lynn appears to be very bad at baseball

 

That’s what happens when you stop taking the St Louis pixie dust

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Brewers are gonna be a problem all year long

Their pitching sucks, they’re gonna have to score 6+ runs a game more often than not to win games (which if their magic continues and Yelich remains peak Bonds and everything else it’s not crazy to see it happening).

 

Although, it should be noted they won three of four and didn't score more than five runs in any of them.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's so ridiculous that they decided Caratini was the guy to be the backup again.

[Sammy Sofa]

Brewers are gonna be a problem all year long

Their pitching sucks, they’re gonna have to score 6+ runs a game more often than not to win games

 

Are we talking about the Brewers or the Cubs?

[Cubswin11]

Brewers are gonna be a problem all year long

Their pitching sucks, they’re gonna have to score 6+ runs a game more often than not to win games

 

Are we talking about the Brewers or the Cubs?

What non-Hader pitcher would you want on our roster? I really don’t know if there’s one. Maybe Burnes.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Their pitching sucks, they’re gonna have to score 6+ runs a game more often than not to win games

 

Are we talking about the Brewers or the Cubs?

What non-Hader pitcher would you want on our roster? I really don’t know if there’s one. Maybe Burnes.

horsefeathers Hader

[Cubswin11]

 

Are we talking about the Brewers or the Cubs?

What non-Hader pitcher would you want on our roster? I really don’t know if there’s one. Maybe Burnes.

horsefeathers Hader

Precisely

[Andy]

Robot umps

[UMFan83]

These umps have been horsefeathering terrible all series

[Sammy Sofa]

This horsefeathering horsefeathers ump.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

0-14 vs Hamels in his career. I smell a 2 out knock.

[Sammy Sofa]

Their pitching sucks, they’re gonna have to score 6+ runs a game more often than not to win games

 

Are we talking about the Brewers or the Cubs?

What non-Hader pitcher would you want on our roster? I really don’t know if there’s one. Maybe Burnes.

 

Hypothetically swapping or replacing the Cubs crappy rotation with their crappy rotation isn't exactly encouraging.

[UMFan83]

I forgot that our starters all throw like a billion pitches and only go 6 innings max. Good thing we have a good deep bullpen. Oh wait

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Or a second straight walk after the ump missed a call in both ABs.

[Sammy Sofa]

Old dude sitting to the left of home plate looks like a badly incognito Robert Kraft.

[UMFan83]

Thanks ump. Cost us 4 runs with your shitty ass zone

[gobigred]

so yeah we dont have any pitching

[Andy]

4 [expletive] runs after blatantly horsefeathering over Hamels. Such [expletive]

[NotSoSober]

Gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

 

Gonna be a long, frustrating year with this pitching staff

[Sammy Sofa]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Oops

[Cubswin11]

horsefeathers this ump