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Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

Damn, dude; pitch for at least a LITTLE contact.

Andy · March 31, 2019

Was all set to be excited for Yu again and now 2 straight walks

Transmogrified Tiger · March 31, 2019

I had forgotten that Yu was Japanese Rich Harden

UMFan83 · March 31, 2019

Playing the role of Tyler Chatwood this evening will be Yu Darvish

Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

Shoot for the sweet 3 inning-outing, homie.

NotSoSober · March 31, 2019

Well it was nice to have Yu back for about 5 minutes. The 270 pitch no-hitter is still intact though.

UMFan83 · March 31, 2019

What a horsefeathering headcase

Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

Oh, right; I had briefly forgotten that I'm terrified of this starting rotation.

Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

gobigred · March 31, 2019

Get through 5 will be a minor miracle at this point

Bryants Disco Ball · March 31, 2019

I'm just happy that he isn't shaking his arm at all so far.

Sammy Sofa · March 31, 2019

Phew.

OK, next time try pitching like you have a multi-run lead, my dude.

Omar · March 31, 2019

Darvish is on a pace for 315 pitches tonight

KrisBryantisaBeast · March 31, 2019

Yu Chatwood struck out the side at least!

Old Style · March 31, 2019

Darvish translated to English is Chatwood.

Tim · March 31, 2019

holy crap - Almora walked

JudasIscariotTheBird · March 31, 2019

holy crap - Almora walked

My feed said it happened on 4 pitches. Probably a glitch.

imb · March 31, 2019

bryant is giving me that 2016 feeling

Bryants Disco Ball · March 31, 2019

bryant is giving me that 2016 feeling

In a lot of ways, the entire offense has been giving off that 2016 feeling.

Andy · March 31, 2019

holy crap - Almora walked
My feed said it happened on 4 pitches. Probably a glitch.

At least 1 of the pitches (the last one) was a strike, too.

Offense looks good again. Cut down on the freaking pitch count, Yu, and we'll have something

Forgotmyoldlogin · March 31, 2019

This is torturous.

imb · March 31, 2019

darvish is giving me that 2018 feeling

JudasIscariotTheBird · March 31, 2019

Hey, at least with 5 walks in 1 IP, there aren't any runs scored yet. Horray!!!

Bryants Disco Ball · March 31, 2019

Did Yu have control issues with Texas/LA? I never really paid attention to him, so no clue.

3/30/19 CUBS (Yuuuuuuu've got what I neeeeeed) @ TexASS Rangers (*checks notes* EDINSON VOLQUEZ?!?) - 7:05 CST - NBCSCH