White Sox(Giolito) @ Cubs(Hendricks) 1:20, WGN

[Gilby]

The umpiring in the Davidson AB is a bit frustrating considering the way the bottom of the first ended.

[BigSlick]

I wouldn’t take my bat off the shoulder until Giolito gets two strikes on me

[Agony and Ivy]

What in the actual horsefeathers are these idiots doing on defense?

[Sammys Boombox]

Well, this is annoying.

[Agony and Ivy]

Hendricks should punch Rizzo and Contreras right in the [expletive] face.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hendricks should punch Rizzo and Contreras right in the [expletive] face.

 

Well, you can't EXPECT Rizzo to get those every time, and you have to accept that Willy's throw isn't always going to be great if we are going to be happy the times he gets a guy leaning too far from second or first.

 

In all honesty, Hendricks' 0-2 pitch was way too good. So he can share a small part of the blame, too.

[Agony and Ivy]

Hendricks should punch Rizzo and Contreras right in the [expletive] face.

 

Well, you can't EXPECT Rizzo to get those every time, and you have to accept that Willy's throw isn't always going to be great if we are going to be happy the times he gets a guy leaning too far from second or first.

 

In all honesty, Hendricks' 0-2 pitch was way too good. So he can share a small part of the blame, too.

 

Rizzo should have had that ball. I can expect Willson not to miss first base by 80 feet, because, you know, he's a major league catcher.

 

Edit: And with two outs it was unneccessary and awfully stupid.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Dongs, please.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Hendricks should punch Rizzo and Contreras right in the [expletive] face.

 

Well, you can't EXPECT Rizzo to get those every time, and you have to accept that Willy's throw isn't always going to be great if we are going to be happy the times he gets a guy leaning too far from second or first.

 

In all honesty, Hendricks' 0-2 pitch was way too good. So he can share a small part of the blame, too.

 

Rizzo should have had that ball. I can expect Willson not to miss first base by 80 feet, because, you know, he's a major league catcher.

 

Edit: And with two outs it was unneccessary and awfully stupid.

 

Can't argue with the edited part.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I think BigSlick is right about that whole just don't swing thing.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

double steal time!

[Hairyducked Idiot]

It's gotta be hard to jump on the grooved ones when everything is all over the place, but Happ crushed that.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

dammit, I thought he had that

[Aaron_Kennelly]

You can stay out of Iowa for another day.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Addy, what were you doing?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

well that was really horsefeathering dumb

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Cmon Addison

[We Got The Whole 9]

Terrible base running by Russell. The fielders gave up immediately on Happ's double; no excuse not to score.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

what a turd of an inning

[Gilby]

My goodness those were two really bad baserunning mistakes by Russell.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

holy horsefeathers, Steve Stone says a lot of weird, random horsefeathers that has nothing to do with anything

[Agony and Ivy]

The .pharmacy commercial is maybe the greatest 45 seconds in television history.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Holy horsefeathers, we should be winning by 5 runs. Get the bats going and quit horsefeathering around.

[BigSlick]

Well this is infuriating. Pound these schmucks, they’re terrible and you are golden God’s

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy horsefeathers, we should be winning by 5 runs. Get the bats going and quit horsefeathering around.

 

This is clearly the best possible lineup right now, therefore it will inexplicably score only 2 runs after they scored, like, 50 in the last 5 games, BECAUSE BASEBALL IS INSANE.