Marlins(Urena) @ VCs(Probably Tseng) 7:05, NBCSN

[Derwood]

It's groin tightness today, and then the team announces he needs Tommy John surgery on his dick tomorrow.

 

You're the worst.

 

Thanks for piping in for your bi-monthly “I hate Derwood” post. See you in July!

[Jaxbro]

Win turds

 

But alas this Urethra guy hasn’t won all year and forever so cue the Cu Young hype after tonight

[Agony and Ivy]

I bet the under tonight so it’ll be fun when Caratini hits a homer to make it 9-1 and cost me money.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Better start than last year.

[Cubswin11]

This guy really sucks

[Agony and Ivy]

horsefeathers off Bour.

[The_Achiever]

I never, ever boo at sporting events.

 

But I would boo this guy. He flat out sucks and should quit.

[David]

It's groin tightness today, and then the team announces he needs Tommy John surgery on his dick tomorrow.

 

You're the worst.

 

Thanks for piping in for your bi-monthly “I hate Derwood” post. See you in July!

 

Half that dude's bi-monthly posts are some angry one off like he's been building up rage and cant take it anymore.

[Schwarber Fan]

Cubs starting pitching depth: non-existent.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that’s an awfully strange pitch to be throwing to a donkey like Bour on a 1-2 count

[Cubswin11]

Cubs starting pitching depth: non-existent.

It really sucks Monty had to be used Sunday. Also what’s the deal with Butler?

[We Got The Whole 9]

that’s an awfully strange pitch to be throwing to a donkey like Bour on a 1-2 count

Could've just stopped at awful

[Schwarber Fan]

Almora catches that.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Jordan-Peele-Yikes.gif

[Agony and Ivy]

We shouldn’t have started the 12 year old Taiwanese kid

[Agony and Ivy]

Throw a horsefeathering breaking ball you loser.

[Jaxbro]

Why are they airing the Marlins batting practice???

[Schwarber Fan]

This is probably Tseng's last major league start, right?

[Agony and Ivy]

Better start than last year.

 

You were saying?

[Derwood]

 

You're the worst.

 

Thanks for piping in for your bi-monthly “I hate Derwood” post. See you in July!

 

Half that dude's bi-monthly posts are some angry one off like he's been building up rage and cant take it anymore.

 

Maybe he’s Happ’s cousin

[Sammy Sofa]

My time to shine, baby.

 

Come on, time to confess; you lost a bet, right?

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Better start than last year.

 

You were saying?

 

It was after he struck out the first batter. Haha

[Cubswin11]

More like Jen-Ho STINK

[Schwarber Fan]

Home plate ump is very tentative.

[UK]

It's groin tightness today, and then the team announces he needs Tommy John surgery on his dick tomorrow.

 

Wrong middle infielder.