Marlins(Garcia) @ Vaunted Cubs(Hendricks) 7:05, NBCSN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

i cant believe im going to watch this game

 

[Jaxbro]

And the Cubs need to send Farrell down (forever) and call up one of Tseng or Mills to be the long man.

 

Also, they really need to consider sending Happ down.

I’m all for bringing up Maples for Farrell. It’d at least be an entertaining implosion. You know looking filthy striking out the side around five or six walks

[PackLandVA]

If a guy is great against LH batters and RH batters, does it really matter if Maddon stacks the lineup? :help:

[minnesotacubsfan]

You guys are all chicken chit BRING ON THE BLOOD LETTING

[d_money]

They need to send Happ down and maybe bench Heyward for a little bit or a long bit. Maddon needs to do one of his patented gimmicks to get this team out of the funk they're in.

 

Hire a magician or a spoken word artist or a horsefeathering ventriloquist. Anything will do right now...

He should hire a mime. It would piss off the horsefeathers out of everyone and they’d go out score a ton of runs.

[Jaxbro]

Win turds

 

But alas all hope is lost.

 

All hail #MEKKESWATCH

[Derwood]

I fail to understand how Happ has earned another start but Schwarber is benched

[sweetpeteman]

I fail to understand how Happ has earned another start but Schwarber is benched

 

Garcia is holding lefties to a .095 BA so far this year.

[17 Seconds]

.151 babip for this guy?

[minnesotacubsfan]

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT TREBEK

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Warm it up Kris

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Love to see the Cubs scoring runs.

[Derwood]

I fail to understand how Happ has earned another start but Schwarber is benched

 

Garcia is holding lefties to a .095 BA so far this year.

 

He's about to hold Happ to a .000 BA this game

 

 

Oh, hey, Kris Bryant just pooped on this kid's ERA

[Jaxbro]

HOLY horsefeathers, NOT A SOLO DONG!!!!!

[Schwarber Fan]

KB's little hop is always a good sign.

[17 Seconds]

kb is going to be a hall of famer if he can bring the 40 hr power back while keeping these contact skills

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Take your walk Javy

[sweetpeteman]

Damn it Javy, that was ball 4 and wasn't even close to being a strike.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I just wish Javy would be more willing to take walks.

[sweetpeteman]

I fail to understand how Happ has earned another start but Schwarber is benched

 

Garcia is holding lefties to a .095 BA so far this year.

 

He's about to hold Happ to a .000 BA this game

 

 

Oh, hey, Kris Bryant just pooped on this kid's ERA

 

Oh I know, it's obvious though that they view Garcia as being very tough on lefties and went with an all righty/switch line-up.

 

I still expect Happ to go 0-4 with at least 2 Ks.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK, Kyle. They gave you two runs. You can't ask for more than that. Do your thing.

[SouthSideRyan]

kb is going to be a hall of famer if he can bring the 40 hr power back while keeping these contact skills

 

He doesn't need 40 HR power to be a hall of famer.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

kb is going to be a hall of famer if he can bring the 40 hr power back while keeping these contact skills

 

He doesn't need 40 HR power to be a hall of famer.

 

We need him to have 40-HR power. Dongs will save us.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

OK, Kyle. They gave you two runs. You can't ask for more than that. Do your thing.

 

I've been trolling as hard as I can, but I just don't have the zip on it these days. What more do you want from me?

[Agony and Ivy]

Multiple runs in the first? Is that legal?

 

He pissed on that ball. Hopefully he's telling Chili to go horsefeathers himself with his line drive and groundball approach.