5/4 Cubs (Quintana) @ Cardinals (Mikolas) 7:15 CST NBC Sports Chicago

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Would love to see us get the first two runners on base and maybe see if we can do something with it.

[Agony and Ivy]

Would love to see us get the first two runners on base and maybe see if we can do something with it.

 

Lol two base runners in one inning? GTFOH

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This is Theo's 2006 Red Sox version of the Cubs.

[Derwood]

Really, Bryant? First pitch swinging?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, well. There was some movement on the bath paths. That was at least entertaining.

[Agony and Ivy]

Zobrist blows and KB is now a bitch ass slap hitter.

[imb]

why do we suck with risp

 

well for one thing you got zobrist staring at a borderline pitch with 2 strikes and on the other hand KB is now jason heyward, so that might explain part of it

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Terrible Ab by Zobrist.

[imb]

4 innings out of Q lol, this season horsefeathering sucks

[Perd]

This team is not fun. Even the 5 game win streak was boring as horsefeathers.

[Derwood]

Turning the swear filter back on has ruined the season

[Agony and Ivy]

I'm of the opinion hitting coaches don't do a whole bunch but I'll be goddamned if this doesn't look exactly like last year's Red Sox.

[Cubswin11]

We might just suck, guys

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Let's have some fun and trade for Machado.

[Gilby]

Can we get this game to Greg Holland please

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Would absolutely love to see the Cubs score one to four runs this inning.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We might just suck, guys

 

Even the 2014 Cubs never went nine straight games scoring three or fewer runs. I was into the first couple months of checking the 2013 team when I lost interest. It's the same feeling I have watching the offense right now.

[NotSoSober]

I'm of the opinion hitting coaches don't do a whole bunch but I'll be goddamned if this doesn't look exactly like last year's Red Sox.

Now they're leading the AL in OPS collectively. Give Chili a raise

[Old Style]

Make Baseball Fun Again

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The pitching coach had to come out because the Cubs got a hit.

[Andy]

I almost appreciate that for the most part this team hasn't even horsefeathering pretended like they might score runs tonight.

[CyHawk_Cub]

horsefeathers it. Burn it down Duke. Write about all these mother [expletive]

[imb]

wilson in, game off

[Agony and Ivy]

I would love to see the statistics for pitchers in their first career start against the Cubs since 2015.

[bcl412]

Hit the dumb ball and be fixed you stupid turds