9/17 A Squadron of Redassed Baboons (Boring Zilch) @ Corbs (Ol' Man Quintana) 1:20 CST CSN-C/TBS

[Aaron_Kennelly]

drunk Joe refuses to start the worlds greatest infield now that Addy is back.

 

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm gonna be at a BBQ today, so you goons better keep the gif party going during the game.

[sweetpeteman]

[UMFan83]

Good day for Contreras to serve his suspension. Lynn kills righties (.573 or something OPS) and is a lot softer against lefties (.803 OPS). Which makes me wonder why Almora is in there. He earned a start but if there was any day I'd be fine with Jay starting in favor of Almora it's today.

 

Basically Joe if this backfires:

 

[gobigred]

does the mad men nonsense continue until they lose ?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

does the mad men nonsense continue until they lose ?

 

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mad-men.gif

[gobigred]

[Bobson Dugnutt]

does the mad men nonsense continue until they lose ?

 

[jersey cubs fan]

does the mad men nonsense continue until they lose ?

 

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mad-men.gif

Just a bitter cards fan

[Aaron_Kennelly]

does the mad men nonsense continue until they lose ?

 

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[gobigred]

that is a strike

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I have no idea what Tim McCarver is even talking about.

 

[UMFan83]

Zobrist screwed out of ball 4 then grounds out

[Tim]

Nice couple of patches of goop on Lynn's hat.

[Jaxbro]

Over/Under of times Matheney being shown in the dugout like he has a bat shoved up his ass is 13.

 

Already at 2

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Zobrist screwed out of ball 4 then grounds out

 

yeah, but at least Q was getting that outside pitch called in his half of the inning as well.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/rianwatt/status/909487164429361152[/tweet]

[Gilby]

Did Lynn spend all of his time rehabbing from TJ surgery at Golden Corral?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Keep hitting it at Addison Russell.

 

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[Tim]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/rianwatt/status/909487164429361152[/tweet]

Yeah, He's not being at all subtle about the goop and using it to slop up the baseball to get extra movement.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/rianwatt/status/909487164429361152[/tweet]

 

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[Transmogrified Tiger]

Lynn absolutely had Heyward at 3rd.

[Omar]

well hey at least one team in town doesn't disappoint today

[bcl412]

Safe but Bryant lunging makes me nervous.

[Schwarber Fan]

Brewers take the lead, about to add more.