8/18 Darwin Barneys (Ian Happ) @ Jive Turkeys (beard guy) on tv probably at 1:20

[Agony and Ivy]

If Jake doesn't steal here this whole day is horsefeathering fail

[soccer10k]

I have Happ on my fantasy team and I'm leaving him in my starting lineup because I know if I move him to the bench he'll throw 7 innings of 1 run ball. Hopefully the jinx works.

 

By far the worst thing about fantasy baseball is having players go against the Cubs. If at all possible, I try to always bench them.

 

I do also but I needed a couple pitchers and I went with the best one available. Figured he either gets me a QS or the Cubs offense has a decent day. I'm glad the way it turned out.

[Sammy Sofa]

Just be cool, Jake; giving up a run would be OK. Just get through 7 without melting down.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Ah yes, time for our fine collection of bullpen arms to shut this thing down.

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive] what the horsefeathers.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Seemed an odd choice by the Riz.

[Sammy Sofa]

Well, that was some hot nonsense going down that somehow worked out.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Attaboy, Carl.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Man, what a difference one pitch can make. Up 5-1 and going to the dugout instead of having to face Donaldson as the tying run.

[Sammy Sofa]

Phew. Man, I miss not being terrified if Carl's pitching.

[UMFan83]

Peggy is super excited to meet the Riz after the game

[Ding Dong Johnson]

so now Miggy has the running game under control

[UMFan83]

Wait Miggy threw someone out?

[weis21]

Kelly is looking v hot today

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Wait Miggy threw someone out?

would have had Rizzo too if Barney had his glove out in front of the leg

[Brian707]

Kelly is looking v hot today

 

 

I wonder if Sharp asked her out

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Who would have thought at the start of the year that Miggy would throw out more Cubs stealing than Cubs' opponents?

[Sammy Sofa]

OK, knock this off, Strop.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

You can get one more out any time now, Strop.

[Brian707]

What a fine 1-2 pitch

[UMFan83]

Good old Cubs pen.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Come the horsefeathers on, guys.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm sort of sick of this crap.

[Schwarber Fan]

LOL @ this pen.

[Sammy Sofa]

This team is horsefeathering doomed. I'm going home.