8/18 Darwin Barneys (Ian Happ) @ Jive Turkeys (beard guy) on tv probably at 1:20

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Strop, you douche, I think you had nobody on and two outs.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

holy crap

[Ding Dong Johnson]

did you guys know our bullpen is terrible?

[WoodRules]

The pen is starting to piss me off.

[UMFan83]

3 of the 4 hits are BABIP bad luck

[NotSoSober]

This bullpen is absolute trash right now

[Agony and Ivy]

Jesus horsefeathering christ

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Nah, Strop, your relatives don't want to be acknowledged.

[UMFan83]

The pen is starting to piss me off.

 

I believe thats 17 runs allowed by the pen in the last 5 games

[Agony and Ivy]

3 of the 4 hits are BABIP bad luck

 

Man do I not want to hear about BABIP in this game thread after yesterday.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

The pen is starting to piss me off.

 

I believe thats 17 runs allowed by the pen in the last 5 games

do you actually mean innings?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The pen is starting to piss me off.

 

I believe thats 17 runs allowed by the pen in the last 5 games

do you actually mean innings?

 

This seems perfect for a Ding Dong stat.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Victor's starting to hit the ball.

[WoodRules]

The pen is starting to piss me off.

 

I believe thats 17 runs allowed by the pen in the last 5 games

 

 

Is that all?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

If it stands, Heyward needs to steal a base here. I believe Montero won't get a reasonably fast guy.

[UMFan83]

The best (worst) thing about that rally is that instead of facing the bottom of the order, I think Wade will have to go through Bautista, Donaldson and Smoak to close it out instead of the weak ass bottom of their order.

[WoodRules]

Baez!!!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Javy!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Javy massive DONG

[Agony and Ivy]

How big of a dong? I'm stuck listening now.

[UMFan83]

How big of a dong? I'm stuck listening now.

 

back row of the bleachers in left center

[Aaron_Kennelly]

How big of a dong? I'm stuck listening now.

 

Long dong! And he admired the hell out it.

[WoodRules]

How big of a dong? I'm stuck listening now.

 

 

I listening too. It sounded big.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

oh it went deep

[UMFan83]

Obviously when he came up we were hoping for a .900 OPS 30+ HR beast but I am happy to see Javy at these numbers. He's never going to be a threat to walk, he's always going to have ABs where we swings at garbage and looks awful, but he comes up with big hits time and time again.

 

Now if he could elevate his defense to anywhere near where he was last year he would be that much more valuable.