5/9 Cubs (Lackey) @ Rockies (Freeland) 7:40 CT, WGN

[Liam Neeson]

That could have gone better. Anyway so the Cubs look to avoid going under .500 again and the weather is shaping up to be horsefeathers.

 

 

 

Lackey's past games in Coors have not all that well. 16.2 IP 17 ER 6 HR

 

 

At least it looks like Todd Helton's family had a good time.

 

 

The opposing pitcher is rookie Kyle Freeland who is lefty, throws low 90s fastballs, and doesn't strike out that many people.

 

http://i.imgur.com/ajj6mi7.jpg

 

The Cubs will dong this man into oblivion and we will rejoice once again.

[Cubswin11]

Alright Lackey, I don't like you and you don't like me but let's just do this so I can get back to hating you, you horse faced hillbilly

[UMFan83]

Who is excited for some more Cubs baseball!

[David]

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[UMFan83]

2 OF starts in the same day for Bryant after not appearing anywhere defensively but 3B in his first 31 games.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Candy is about to Schwarber '15 this team back into beating the horsefeathers out of all who oppose

 

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[Sammys Boombox]

We suck.

[UMFan83]

 

Sounds promising

[Sammy Sofa]

It might be preferable to stare into a horse's gigantic butthole instead of watching this game.

 

Rocket, can you confirm?

[Gilby]

Positive thought:

 

Maybe the Rockies won't hit every one of Lackey's piped 91 mph fastballs into the seats.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I for one am looking forward to a 4-0 deficit after the first inning and then being gobsmacked when Lackey somehow pitches into the 7th.

[OleMissCub]

I for one am looking forward to a 4-0 deficit after the first inning and then being gobsmacked when Lackey somehow pitches into the 7th.

 

This is absolutely going to happen

[Sammy Sofa]

I for one am looking forward to a 4-0 deficit after the first inning and then being gobsmacked when Lackey somehow pitches into the 7th.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I for one am looking forward to a 4-0 deficit after the first inning and then being gobsmacked when Lackey somehow pitches into the 7th.

 

Final score: 142-3.

[17 Seconds]

lackey has already called out zobrist, good start

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I don't believe what I just saw!

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, you didn't get the memo? The disaster inning has simply moved.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, you didn't get the memo? The disaster inning has simply moved.

 

Yeah, even when we get out of the first it still seems we get bombed by the third. This statement might not be true.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Maybe we should just completely swap rosters with Iowa?

[Cubswin11]

We were fools to ever doubt Lackey

[Andy]

It's about time Lackey's bat finally woke up

[Aaron_Kennelly]

nice defense

[Sammy Sofa]

How is this possible.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

looks like the rockies watched this afternoon's cubs game

[javy knows my name]

Whew, nice to do this to other teams instead of vice versa