The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

imagine going through life thinking every time someone says the words "i bet" in a sentence it's some binding deal that means they actually want to bet money with some rapey stranger on the internet they've never met

Except you accepted the +200 so don't pretend that's what I was harping on. I wouldn't say you welched because we didn't agree to an amount after your million dollar offer, but you wussed out because you were talking out of your ass, which is a frequent occurance.

 

at the risk of making fun of a disabled person, if you can't read the obvious sarcasm in those quotes then you should ... work on ... comprehending posts better

What is sarcastic about "I'LL TAKE IT" and "tempting..."? Back then I kind of felt bad about picking on a guy that was probably just buzzed and pissed off and venting, but I don't like you very much at the present. You're an horsefeathers.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

lmao i didn't remember it being in PMs but sure enough

 

for transparency sake here is the first pm he sent me along with my first reply. can't imagine why he didn't include it

 

How much are you wagering?

 

a million dollars

Yeah, I mentioned that part. That, I did, indeed, decypher as a non-serious wager.

[Sammy Sofa]

The last half was via PMs...which, btw, I've gotten a fair amount of lately from people that don't understand what certain people's problems are on this board, but I guess they don't feel like being berated at the drop of a harmless hat.

 

This is definitely not true.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

The last half was via PMs...which, btw, I've gotten a fair amount of lately from people that don't understand what certain people's problems are on this board, but I guess they don't feel like being berated at the drop of a harmless hat.

 

This is definitely not true.

Whatever you want to believe.

 

I mean hell, the PMs I got are the reason I was reminded of this 2016 stuff in the first place. I don't get many of them.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Now that I’ve seen the receipts, I have to side with diceman. By Message Board Law, IMB has to be his butler for a week. With a butler outfit and everything.

[Sammy Sofa]

To be fair, I do get messages all the time about how I'm actually usually right and really good looking, and people are just afraid to agree with me and admire my handsome bravery in standing up for the silent masses, so this guy might be on to something.

[imb]

this thread has taken an extremely normal turn at the hands of this extremely normal guy. thankfully it's distracting everyone from the fact that bryce harper is playing elsewhere on a contending team for the same AAV we gave yu darvish

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

To be fair, I do get messages all the time about how I'm actually usually right and really good looking, and people are just afraid to agree with me and admire my handsome bravery in standing up for the silent masses, so this guy might be on to something.

If they want to come forward that's up to them, but I'm not going to out them just because you can't imagine how big off an ass you and IMB might come off as.

[imb]

bitch we know

[Sammy Sofa]

I was thinking he was pretty normal before the name change, but what this latest development presupposes is that maybe he was not.

[Brian]

remember when this thread was about pizza?

[Old Style]

[Sammy Sofa]

remember when this thread was about pizza?

 

IT NEVER STOPPED:

 

[Brian]

[jersey cubs fan]

To be fair, I do get messages all the time about how I'm actually usually right and really good looking, and people are just afraid to agree with me and admire my handsome bravery in standing up for the silent masses, so this guy might be on to something.

If they want to come forward that's up to them, but I'm not going to out them just because you can't imagine how big off an ass you and IMB might come off as.

dude, believe me, I'm right there with you. but I just can't stomach going toe to toe with those guys on the regular board.

[jersey cubs fan]

To be fair, I do get messages all the time about how I'm actually usually right and really good looking, and people are just afraid to agree with me and admire my handsome bravery in standing up for the silent masses, so this guy might be on to something.

If they want to come forward that's up to them, but I'm not going to out them just because you can't imagine how big off an ass you and IMB might come off as.

dude, believe me, I'm right there with you. but I just can't stomach going toe to toe with those guys on the regular board.

oh crap, did I do this wrong?

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I was thinking he was pretty normal before the name change, but what this latest development presupposes is that maybe he was not.

Heh. I mean, we argue. We also both make random movie references in the middle of arguments, it seems. I'll say something which I would assume was mostly harmless, like the idea that as Cub fans we are indirectly or directly supporting the corporation that is the Chicago Cubs. And suddenly I'm "insane" and its my "worst take yet" and "everything I say is horrible." And then when I make a random movie reference, its "Dude, stop." I think I am a pretty normal guy...at least par for the course for Cub fans willing to waste as much time on a message board as we do. The only thing that changed is that I have the audacity to disagree.

[weis21]

[SouthSideRyan]

Does nobody care about the sanctity of PMs anymore??

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Nobody ever sends me PMs! And thank you all for that.

[weis21]

Nobody ever sends me PMs! And thank you all for that.

i rarely ever get one but got a lengthy one recently that said i should ignore this poster's posts and that i'm dumb.

 

fred did PM me once when my location was "Pirate Country" and asked if I wanted to catch the Cubs @ Pirates game with him. I guess the board crash deleted that one : (

[Sammy Sofa]

the audacity to disagree

 

NO THANKS, OBAMA.

[imb]

Nobody ever sends me PMs! And thank you all for that.

i rarely ever get one but got a lengthy one recently that said i should ignore this poster's posts and that i'm dumb.

 

fred did PM me once when my location was "Pirate Country" and asked if I wanted to catch the Cubs @ Pirates game with him. I guess the board crash deleted that one : (

 

i had so many good ones from back pre-crash when the board was hopping with crazies.

[Sammy Sofa]

Nobody ever sends me PMs! And thank you all for that.

i rarely ever get one but got a lengthy one recently that said i should ignore this poster's posts and that i'm dumb.

 

fred did PM me once when my location was "Pirate Country" and asked if I wanted to catch the Cubs @ Pirates game with him. I guess the board crash deleted that one : (

 

i had so many good ones from back pre-crash when the board was hopping with crazies.

 

Goddman, you aren't kidding. Though sulley tried to singlehandedly keep it going for a while.

[David]

my favorite was when meph PMed me from one of his burner accounts that we had all figured out basically asking "don't you like me? don't tell them it's me"