The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[Cubfanintheknow]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

[stitchface]

 

 

Well see, a human woman has mammary glands, known as breasts, or more colloquially tatas, mammar jammers, honkers, or even mounds, aka small mountains. The rest I think you are familiar with.

 

 

thunderbags?

[stitchface]

 

Ha, that's great! Me too, my parents still live there, for now.

 

And I work in Elmhurst (actually Berkeley, but whatever) so the circle is complete!

 

I grew up in Glen Ellyn. Went to HS at Glenbard South and Cod. Lived right down the street from there. Mkved to Austin like 9 years ago though. Still have some family that lives there though.

 

Geez, another Glen Ellyn'r cool. Me too... it's been awhile, but I went to Hadley, and did FR/SO years at Glenbard West before the move Eastward in the mid 80's. I lived right near the park that's across from the HS. My only regret is that Portillo's didn't become really popular until after I moved away. Great memories ...

 

 

hmmm, I graduated '89 from west and from Hadley. Have older sisters too. I left Illinois in '93 though. Portillos required a car since it was all the way up on north avenue. had a lot of lunches there (thanks open campus!)

[WrigleyField 22]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

The past like 5 pages have been the most exciting of the off-season, but if you want Bryce News..

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh yeah! That's a good callback (though it's goofy to act like that was a no brainer Google search).

[UK]

3 Glen Ellyn posters, very nice!

 

Come to Maize & Mash on Black Wednesday, I'll be at the bar having an Old Fashioned.

 

I'm more partial to Main Street Pub.

[Sammy Sofa]

3 Glen Ellyn posters, very nice!

 

Come to Maize & Mash on Black Wednesday, I'll be at the bar having an Old Fashioned.

 

I'm more partial to Main Street Pub.

 

Man, I miss the cards and collectibles shop that used to be in Banyan Tree Mall (also: what a ridiculous "mall").

[Cubfanintheknow]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

The past like 5 pages have been the most exciting of the off-season, but if you want Bryce News..

 

I knew the thread was about to go off the tracks at Sofa’s first mention of pizza.

 

But a “great Billy Williams boob scandal?” :shock:

[imb]

Eh, I’m with sofa on this one. There was definitely some information not transpired in the joke.

 

 

Lets het back to pizza and Bryce

 

yeah this is probably not gonna help him feel better

[minnesotacubsfan]

Ok

[philosophizer75]

This thread is weird. I like it.

 

Billy William's sexualized pizza scandal is gonna be the tipping point in us getting Harper. I can feel it in my cheese stuffed crust.

[Brian]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

 

a chicago sports media personality said the Cubs were in on Harper

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

 

a chicago sports media personality said the Cubs were in on Harper

 

[Sammy Sofa]

The Grand Prize Game definitely counts as a sport.

[NonProfitCow]

I would get irrationally angry when other kids couldn't throw the horsefeathering ball in the buckets.

[Post Count Padder]

Remember the Brian Roberts thread? And the Jake Peavy thread?

 

Good times. Let me know when Harper is singing Go Cubs Go in a pizza joint

[UK]

horsefeathers, now I have a taste for Matt's chocolate chip cookies.

[Bear Cub]

This is freaking insanity!

[mul21]

Winnebago Snow Jaguars

 

Okay, who are you?

 

Winnebago Snow Lions

[Sammy Sofa]

I would get irrationally angry when other kids couldn't throw the horsefeathering ball in the buckets.

 

Especially the ones that really didn't lean over the horsefeathering line at all with their upper body. Bozo didn't stop the ones that did! Just keep your feet behind the line, you bootlicking nerds!

[Backtobanks]

I'm completely lost here.

 

I mean, on boobs in general, that's a given, but I have no idea what any of it has to do with Billy Williams. Was there some great Billy Williams boob scandal that I missed out on?

 

And how can this be related to pizza?

 

I clicked on "Page 43" of the thread hoping for an update... and I get this.

 

What fresh hell did I stumble into?

 

ETA: Is it safe to go back a page and find out? Or should I just let it go?

 

 

For updates on Harper, go to the Philadephia Inquirer sports page.

[weis21]

Winnebago Snow Jaguars

 

Okay, who are you?

 

Winnebago Snow Lions

hmm. lions and jaguars?? sounds like you guys are cousins. pretty cool!

[CoolHandLuke]

Winnebago Snow Jaguars

 

Okay, who are you?

 

Winnebago Snow Lions

 

Weird. I Graduated in 2002.

[javy knows my name]

Iowa City sleet eagles

[Ding Dong Johnson]

do i need a new porn name every time the weather changes?