9/25 Cubs (Lester) vs Cardinals (Martinez) 7 p.m., ESPN

[Schwarber Fan]

Wow, Heyward's worst AB of the season and that's saying something.

[Tryptamine]

Is Heyward like...any good at bunting? Because he seems not

 

Yeah, it was really bad form bunting. Not sure why they asked him to do it with 2 strikes if he's that bad.

[Cubswin11]

Heyward looked awful bunting there. Let's not have him do that in the playoffs if needed.

[TruffleShuffle]

jeez broxton is really fat.

[David]

this is heyward's last chance to do something cool and good against them

 

lmao wow that was the worst thing possible

[Brian]

nothing would please me greater than the Cardinals pull off the wild card, win the wild card game in some horsefeathers fluke way they tend to do, and then just get their faces donged off by the Cubs in the NLDS again

[BigSlick]

Yeah Jonathon Broxton is "275" pounds like I'm an olympic swimmer

[Ding Dong Johnson]

nothing would please me greater than the Cardinals pull off the wild card, win the wild card game in some horsefeathers fluke way they tend to do, and then just get their faces donged off by the Cubs in the NLDS again

not making the playoffs in a heartbreaking fashion would be better for me

[badger]

this is heyward's last chance to do something cool and good against them

 

lmao wow that was the worst thing possible

 

[literal]Grounding into a triple play would have been the worst thing possible [/]

[David]

as long as javy is ok i'm fine with that.

[David]

this is heyward's last chance to do something cool and good against them

 

lmao wow that was the worst thing possible

 

[literal]Grounding into a triple play would have been the worst thing possible [/]

 

not in terms of cool

 

in terms of cool, being asked to bunt like some dork and then failing at it miserably is the worst

Edited September 26, 2016 by David

[Brian]

Javy wants to hit

[TruffleShuffle]

nothing would please me greater than the Cardinals pull off the wild card, win the wild card game in some horsefeathers fluke way they tend to do, and then just get their faces donged off by the Cubs in the NLDS again

 

yeah, they were saying that if the cubs were honest they probably would say they wouldn't want to play the cards. i'd be happy to play them. their rotation isn't very strong and their defense is abysmal.

[Brian]

got a little hand first, give him the base

[raw]

nothing would please me greater than the Cardinals pull off the wild card, win the wild card game in some horsefeathers fluke way they tend to do, and then just get their faces donged off by the Cubs in the NLDS again

not making the playoffs in a heartbreaking fashion would be better for me

 

Very torn on whether them not making the playoffs or the Cubs ripping their faces off is the better scenario. I really want to beat the horsefeathers out of the Mets, but they'll claim they were not at 100%.....nevermind the fact that they will never be 100% because pitchers.

[TruffleShuffle]

Yeah Jonathon Broxton is "275" pounds like I'm an olympic swimmer

 

that's with one foot on the scale.

[Tryptamine]

If after 3 minutes you can't decide then it just needs to be call on the field.

[David]

sweet

[David]

no DP and we're all good willson

[OleMissCub]

Wut? I'll take it

[TruffleShuffle]

lol what on earth

[David]

horsefeathers the closer

[Tim]

lol - dislike for Molina raised back up.

[David]

wtf was that

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I think that's the right call. it got plenty of flesh before the knob