8/16 Brew Crew (Garza) @ Cubs (Cahill) 12:20PM CT WGN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

So if Cahill is starting game 1, what is the roster move that was made? As I understand it, the 26th man can only be made available for the 2nd game of a DH.

no move. the 26th man is good for the day, not the 2nd game

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Villar is so horsefeathering annoying to face

[Ding Dong Johnson]

maybe not. good move, Travis!

[Sammy Sofa]

CAHILL SUCKS

 

I mean, CAHILL RULES.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

AM I WATCHING THIS GAME BY MYSELF???

[UMFan83]

So if Cahill is starting game 1, what is the roster move that was made? As I understand it, the 26th man can only be made available for the 2nd game of a DH.

no move. the 26th man is good for the day, not the 2nd game

 

Yeah I just looked it up. If the DH was scheduled less than 48 hours in advance then the 26th guy can only play in the 2nd game for some reason

[Sammy Sofa]

AM I WATCHING THIS GAME BY MYSELF???

 

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[UMFan83]

Was this as bad as it looks?

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Go sit on a pineapple, ump.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Cy MF Cahill

[Sammy Sofa]

Never doubted him for a second.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

let's have one of those 7 run 1st inning games, not one of those annoying ones where we don't get a hit until the 6th or something

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I just remembered Garza has the yips too. let's bunt!

[Sammy Sofa]

Garza's li'l Gameday pic makes it look like he's straining so hard to unleash a giant growler.

[Cubswin11]

Damn

[Sammy Sofa]

Coghlan is such a squeaking fart of a baseball player. There's a weird contingent of Cubs fans online that inexplicably love him, or seem to think he's destined for great things.

[Sammy Sofa]

And before anyone is all, "uhm, excuse me, Coghlan has actually been BLAHLBLAHBLAH," I simply don't care. He is an awkward, boring dork.

[philosophizer75]

He was decent at the plate last year. This year he sucks at hitting, looks weird as horsefeathers, does some weird neck flip thing every pitch he takes, is still bad at defense, and occasionally occupies a spot I'd rather see almost anyone else on our team filling.

 

Screw chris coghlan.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

did Miggy just throw out someone trying to steal?

[philosophizer75]

Omfg it's automatically the miggy game now. Not watching, but if he caught someone stealing it's his game.

[cl smooth]

jesus christ that was a horrible, horrible slide

[Agony and Ivy]

jesus christ that was a horrible, horrible slide

 

Incorrect. That was the greatest slide.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I like their celebrity cameraman promo, but did they have to pick the CF camera? and for the love of horsefeathers, did they have to pick Michael J. Fox?

[Sammy Sofa]

did Miggy just throw out someone trying to steal?

 

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