8/3 Marlins (Koehler) @ Cubs (Lackey) 1:20PM CST CSN

[Ram1380]

One of the few times Contreras has semi-misplayed a ball in LF. Expect Lackey to bitch about it in his postgame interview after a 13-1 Cubs win.

 

He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF (on one of the few days the wind is actually blowing out at a solid clip) so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

Edited August 3, 2016 by Ram1380

[davell]

Rizzo should have just dropped trou and motioned for Lackey right then.

[sneakypower]

Lackey probably still mad that Rizzo showboated and made that look harder than it was

[rocket]

One of the few times Contreras has semi-misplayed a ball in LF. Expect Lackey to bitch about it in his postgame interview after a 13-1 Cubs win.

 

He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

 

ok

[treebird]

One of the few times Contreras has semi-misplayed a ball in LF. Expect Lackey to bitch about it in his postgame interview after a 13-1 Cubs win.

 

He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

 

i'm gonna bury you underground, ram1380

[Omar]

a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate.

 

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Serious business.

[Sammy Sofa]

One of the few times Contreras has semi-misplayed a ball in LF. Expect Lackey to bitch about it in his postgame interview after a 13-1 Cubs win.

 

He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

 

This is the weirdest damn vendetta.

[Ram1380]

One of the few times Contreras has semi-misplayed a ball in LF. Expect Lackey to bitch about it in his postgame interview after a 13-1 Cubs win.

 

He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

 

i'm gonna bury you underground, ram1380

 

With straw men and deflections like the rest of the Maddon ass licking society..? Of goody.

 

I was being slightly facetious BTW.

[treebird]

that is absolutely as far as 58 year old miguel montero can hit the ball. it should count as a double.

[rocket]

I call dibs on the Maddon Ass Licking Society username

[Omar]

Maddon ass licking society

 

We finally have a name for our fan club.

[bukie]

First out of zone swing for the Cubs is Baez swinging at a 2-0 pitch in the dirt Edited August 3, 2016 by bukie

[David]

He borrowed that from Boers and Bernstein with the M Jeff ass licking society from like fifteen years ago

[squally1313]

Can we purge everyone of their given/received hearts and then turn them ironic, so that they're only awarded for terrible posts? I feel like that would be incredibly more fun.

[jersey cubs fan]

I was being slightly facetious BTW.

 

 

 

oh well that's disappointing

[jersey cubs fan]

Can we purge everyone of their given/received hearts and then turn them ironic, so that they're only awarded for terrible posts? I feel like that would be incredibly more fun.

add a poop emoji option

[Brian]

Maddon ass licking society

 

We finally have a name for our fan club.

 

at the very least a new name for IMB.

[bukie]

When logic and reason are considered straw men, your point of view has absolutely no value.

[NotSoSober]

Lackey is going to hit Gordon next time up. Just cause

[treebird]

lackey should spike himself in the balls as punishment for not making that play

[squally1313]

Can we purge everyone of their given/received hearts and then turn them ironic, so that they're only awarded for terrible posts? I feel like that would be incredibly more fun.

add a poop emoji option

As long as it's trackable, I don't care what it is. I'd love to see Ram rocking an anti-Duke statline.

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He should be "mad at" the genius who put a C(or CI) fresh off of catching 15 straight scoreless inning behind the plate in LF so he can force a fat worthless toad into the game behind the plate. And ahead of time, NO...i don't buy that the 24 year old can't catch a day game after a night game, especially considering the limited time behind the plate he's spent overall.

 

Marlins 1 Maddon 0

 

i'm gonna bury you underground, ram1380

 

With straw men and deflections like the rest of the Maddon ass licking society..? Of goody.

 

I was being slightly facetious BTW.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/3R6w9Bm.gif

[rocket]

lol yelling at dee for getting a hit. I hate Lackey so so much

[Omar]

Can we purge everyone of their given/received hearts and then turn them ironic, so that they're only awarded for terrible posts? I feel like that would be incredibly more fun.

 

maybe have a broken heart next to the actual one

[David]

lackey should spike himself in the balls as punishment for not making that play

I was trying to come up with something like this but just couldn't get the execution down.