7/31 Mariners (King Felix) @ Cubs (Overlord Matusz) 7:00PM CST ESPN

[davell]

Crickets, my ass. Go get a horsefeathering SP, Theo.

[CubinNY]

That's some haircut

[Derwood]

We're just icing Felix...sneaky strategy

[chuckywang]

Guys there must be some kind of mistake. I just turned on the game and there's some random guy that somehow found his way to the mound and is throwing pitches.

[Cubswin11]

Willson is getting a workout this inning

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

At least the Cardinals and Pirates lost on the game we decided to punt.

[UMFan83]

Crickets, my ass. Go get a [expletive] SP, Theo.

 

The 5 that we have been using have been fine enough. I mean I'm fine with getting a starter but not because this guy sucks

[WoodRules]

Get this hump out of there.

[davell]

Thank God Zunino is a shitbag.

[davell]

Crickets, my ass. Go get a [expletive] SP, Theo.

 

The 5 that we have been using have been fine enough. I mean I'm fine with getting a starter but not because this guy sucks

 

I'm not counting on our 5 staying healthy again. Or even as good as they've been.

[chuckywang]

Crickets, my ass. Go get a [expletive] SP, Theo.

 

Is there something about the best starting staff in the majors that you don't like?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Crickets, my ass. Go get a [expletive] SP, Theo.

 

Is there something about the best starting staff in the majors that you don't like?

 

Yes, this guy that is currently pitching for us is our only option if one of them gets hurt or loses effectiveness.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathers it, we'll just win 10-8.

[UMFan83]

Ball 7 you're out

[soccer10k]

Felix has nothing. Don't let him off the hook here, Cubs.

[Cubswin11]

Hernandez is awful close to balking nearly every pitch out of the stretch, he's not taking a pause it seems like a lot of the time

[17 Seconds]

holy crap those were atrocious at bats

[Bryants Disco Ball]

What's good is that he needed 28 pitches despite the Cubs not making much contact at all. What's bad is that the Cubs didn't make much contact at all.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

ugh

[Schwarber Fan]

I see the Cubs are Cobbing tonight.

[UMFan83]

He threw like 4 strikes that inning and managed to strike out the side.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Well at least we made him throw a lot of pitches that inning.

[Thusly Boned]

Was that AB as bad as Gameday made it look?

[soccer10k]

Well that wasn't fun.

[Ski]

Way to take advantage, guys. Goodness.