7/31 Mariners (King Felix) @ Cubs (Overlord Matusz) 7:00PM CST ESPN

[Gilby]

I was not aware we have 2 scheduled off days in the next 8 days. That makes the decision to start a guy with fringy (at best) major league stuff even more...questionable.

[17 Seconds]

this baez ab should be interesting

[UMFan83]

Does anyone see Javy taking a pitch in this AB?

[17 Seconds]

are you horsefeathering kidding me

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Diaz stuff is nasty damn.

[UMFan83]

Robot

[TMan92]

Naked Gun call. WTF.

[Gilby]

It's 2016, why are you doing this to yourself, MLB

[Schwarber Fan]

Absolute trash. That Diaz guy is nearly unhittable as is.

[TruffleShuffle]

i feel like our july performance with RISP has been horsefeathering abysmal.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

That's frustrating to have a potential game-changing at-bat get taken away from him.

[gobigred]

robots..its just that easy

[Transmogrified Tiger]

lol I looked back down at my meal I was so certain that was ball 3

 

umpires

[soccer10k]

That was never a strike. I'd be way less annoyed if the ball came across the plate at some point but at no point was that pitch ever a strike.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I still can't believe we haven't had a come from behind walk-off this season and it's about to be August.

 

Let's get one to end July.

[Schwarber Fan]

Send this clown back with Seattle. He's brutal.

[UMFan83]

robots..its just that easy

 

You know robot umps are needed when there is an entire skill set we now measure that teams pay millions for which can only be described as "how many strikes you can trick the umpire into calling"

[Schwarber Fan]

Cischek is overrated. Get him.

[17 Seconds]

Send this clown back with Seattle. He's brutal.

 

? montgomery looked great

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Well Montgomery got out of an inning without giving up a run that's progress at least.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Send this clown back with Seattle. He's brutal.

 

The thing is, he's really not.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Cischek is overrated. Get him.

 

At least Rizzo and Zobrist won't stretch trying to reach his pitches.

[Schwarber Fan]

Send this clown back with Seattle. He's brutal.

 

? montgomery looked great

 

"great" is quite a stretch for that inning.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Maybe we are destined to forever be 6.5 games up.

 

Do you think that your 2010-2014 self ever imagined he'd be typing that sentence, let alone as a complaint?

[TMan92]

I thought just the bandwagon Seahawks fans were douches. I guess I was wrong.