7/27 White Sox (Ranaudo)@ Cubs (Hammel) 7:05 WGN/ESPN

[sweetpeteman]

Hey Cubs! Why don't you try something different and SCORE SOME horsefeathering RUNS.

[Cubswin11]

This losing horsefeathers ends tonight, you jerks

[d_money]

Some good home cooking at Wrigley will help. I predict a dongfest of all dongs.

[philosophizer75]

horsefeathers it, I'm gonna try optimism for a change. Can't hurt anything, right?

 

Go cubs, score a bunch of runs and don't let them score any.

[NotSoSober]

don't let these fans take pleasure in another win

 

http://i.imgur.com/PcNa5El.jpg

 

You've got tribal arm attacking his wife, [expletive] in the middle, and that kid from Joe the King who ratted his best friend out for a couple pieces of candy

[Little Slide Rooter]

I've little doubt that we get shut down by Noname McSpotstart tonight, then tee off Chris Sale for 13 runs tomorrow.

[Sammy Sofa]

I spent most of last night's game watching The Negotiator. THE horsefeathering NEGOTIATOR. Stop making me watching shitty movies by playing boring, losing baseball, Cubs.

[UMFan83]

If the Cubs lose any more games this month it will be the Cubs first losing month under Joe Maddon

[Omar]

Cubs v. Ranaudo

Name          PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ben Zobrist    7  7 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .143 .143 .143 .286  0  0   0   0         0
Total          7  7 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .143 .143 .143 .286  0  0   0   0         0

 

White Sox v. Hammel

Name             PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Melky Cabrera    18 16  5  1  0  2   5  1  2 .313 .389 .750 1.139  0  0   1   1         0
Justin Morneau   18 14  7  5  0  0   3  4  2 .500 .611 .857 1.468  0  0   0   0         0
Brett Lawrie     14 14  4  0  0  1   1  0  0 .286 .286 .500  .786  0  0   0   0         0
Todd Frazier     13 11  2  1  0  1   3  1  3 .182 .231 .545  .776  0  1   0   0         0
J.B. Shuck        7  7  1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .143 .143 .143  .286  0  0   0   0         0
James Shields     4  4  1  1  0  0   0  0  2 .250 .250 .500  .750  0  0   0   0         0
Zach Duke         2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Avisail Garcia    1  0  0  0  0  0   0  1       0           1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total            77 68 20  8  0  4  12  7 10 .294 .364 .588  .952  0  1   1   1         0
Has not faced: Jose Abreu, Tim Anderson, Adam Eaton, Omar Narvaez, Dioner Navarro and Tyler Saladino & Has not faced pitchers: Matt Albers, Carson Fulmer, Miguel Gonzalez, Dan Jennings, Nate Jones, Tommy Kahnle, Jose Quintana, Anthony Ranaudo, David Robertson, Jacob Turner and Michael Ynoa

[bcl412]

Wrigley cubs are still good. We got this

[Schwarber Fan]

Cubs v. Ranaudo

Name          PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ben Zobrist    7  7 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .143 .143 .143 .286  0  0   0   0         0
Total          7  7 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .143 .143 .143 .286  0  0   0   0         0

 

White Sox v. Hammel

Name             PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Melky Cabrera    18 16  5  1  0  2   5  1  2 .313 .389 .750 1.139  0  0   1   1         0
Justin Morneau   18 14  7  5  0  0   3  4  2 .500 .611 .857 1.468  0  0   0   0         0
Brett Lawrie     14 14  4  0  0  1   1  0  0 .286 .286 .500  .786  0  0   0   0         0
Todd Frazier     13 11  2  1  0  1   3  1  3 .182 .231 .545  .776  0  1   0   0         0
J.B. Shuck        7  7  1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .143 .143 .143  .286  0  0   0   0         0
James Shields     4  4  1  1  0  0   0  0  2 .250 .250 .500  .750  0  0   0   0         0
Zach Duke         2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Avisail Garcia    1  0  0  0  0  0   0  1       0           1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Total            77 68 20  8  0  4  12  7 10 .294 .364 .588  .952  0  1   1   1         0
Has not faced: Jose Abreu, Tim Anderson, Adam Eaton, Omar Narvaez, Dioner Navarro and Tyler Saladino & Has not faced pitchers: Matt Albers, Carson Fulmer, Miguel Gonzalez, Dan Jennings, Nate Jones, Tommy Kahnle, Jose Quintana, Anthony Ranaudo, David Robertson, Jacob Turner and Michael Ynoa

 

horsefeathers Melky Cabrera

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh God; what if that short burst of winning was just the Cubs Soler-ing in the middle of a great ocean of suck?

 

http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh586/TheDailyLike/tumblr_m4v5ny27QA1r0j8as.gif

[UMFan83]

Some historical perspective. Cubs record through 99 games vs. recent winning Cubs teams

 

2016 - 59-40

2015 - 52-47 (7 GB)

2008 - 58-41 (1 GB)

2004 - 53-46 (6 GB)

2003 - 50-49 (9 GB)

1998 - 55-44 (4 GB)

1989 - 55-44 (4 GB)

1984 - 56-43 (3 GB)

1969 - 62-37 (3 GA)

 

Best record through 99 games since 1969

[David]

OH NO 1969

[Ding Dong Johnson]

69

 

[Sammy Sofa]

OH NO 1969

 

OH NO NICE OH NO

[BigSlick]

That 2008 team was behind in the division in late July? I have no recollection of this

 

OH i See, this is about their relation to the current team

[Sammy Sofa]

On the one hand, I appreciate their "let's not have a lead so that Chapman never pitches" approach.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

On the one hand, I appreciate their "let's not have a lead so that Chapman never pitches" approach.

 

I like the other version of horsefeathers the closer a lot better.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

On the one hand, I appreciate their "let's not have a lead so that Chapman never pitches" approach.

 

I like the other version of [expletive] the closer a lot better.

cobs are 19-42 since that story ran

 

go cobs

[Bryants Disco Ball]

On the one hand, I appreciate their "let's not have a lead so that Chapman never pitches" approach.

 

I like the other version of [expletive] the closer a lot better.

cobs are 19-42 since that story ran

 

go cobs

 

That doesn't count yesterday's loss.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

It's all just coincidence, but the Cubs started winning again when Sofa changed his picture back to Starlin. Then he was sort of peer pressured into changing it. And then the Cubs started losing again. I wouldn't mind seeing Starlin back just to see if they start winning again.

[Sammy Sofa]

It's all just coincidence, but the Cubs started winning again when Sofa changed his picture back to Starlin. Then he was sort of peer pressured into changing it. And then the Cubs started losing again. I wouldn't mind seeing Starlin back just to see if they start winning again.

 

Worth a shot; let's bring Aramis along for a little extra help.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

It's all just coincidence, but the Cubs started winning again when Sofa changed his picture back to Starlin. Then he was sort of peer pressured into changing it. And then the Cubs started losing again. I wouldn't mind seeing Starlin back just to see if they start winning again.

 

Worth a shot; let's bring Aramis along for a little extra help.

 

Thatta boy.

[Little Slide Rooter]

#wearethe2006cardinals