Cubs trade Vogelbach/Blackburn for Mike Montgomery/Jordan Pries

[JonJayCutler]

hell yes. a bag of little powdered (or glazed) doughnuts kicks all sorts of fruity pebble doughnut ass.

 

Cereal doughnuts are stupid, but you've obviously never had the Andes Mint doughnut or Maple Bacon Bar at Hurts. If you have and can honestly pick Hostess over those, then I don't know what to tell you.

 

All that said, if I'm in Iowa I'd drive 2 hours to Scratch Cupcakes before driving 20 minutes to Hurts. Those things weren't made by humans. And I hate cupcakes.

[badger]

is it doughnut or donut?

[philosophizer75]

I've always thought donut. But I have nothing to back it up. Dunkin Donuts is how they spell it, no? But they don't necessarily have it right, I mean dunkin isn't really correct.

[David]

the real word is doughnut

[Clem Fandango]

It's called Dunkin Donuts after it's founder, Duncan D. Onut

[David]

in like 6th grade i was in the spelling bee with a few other kids. i have no recollection of what i got eliminated on, but i remember the smartest girl in our class (who is now an MD) getting eliminated by spelling it D-O-N-U-T. all the 6th graders were theorizing that she tanked it on purpose because she didn't want the all the glitz and attention of winning the spelling bee.

[Sammy Sofa]

Donut baloney ketchup

 

vs.

 

Doughnut bologna catsup

 

[Sammy Sofa]

in like 6th grade i was in the spelling bee with a few other kids. i have no recollection of what i got eliminated on, but i remember the smartest girl in our class (who is now an MD) getting eliminated by spelling it D-O-N-U-T. all the 6th graders were theorizing that she tanked it on purpose because she didn't want the all the glitz and attention of winning the spelling bee.

 

True story: I did this in a "math bee" in 5th grade. Then I ended up terrible at math by high school. Whoops.

[davell]

Donut baloney ketchup

 

vs.

 

Doughnut bologna catsup

 

 

Just seeing it spelled catsup pisses me off.

[Sammy Sofa]

SETTLED:

 

http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/albums/4314/homepage_large.87521cfa.jpg

[David]

i never equated catsup with the others but i guess it's legit

[Tracer Bullet]

hell yes. a bag of little powdered (or glazed) doughnuts kicks all sorts of fruity pebble doughnut ass.

Funky donuts are ruining a good thing. They are inedible. Same with cupcakes. KISS

 

that doesn't mean that the shops who make the funky donuts (depending on which you're talking about is where i'd argue about what is being ruined) don't do an amazing job at simple

 

it's a donut. of course they don't horsefeathers up a simple donut b/c it's really hard to horsefeathers up fried dough and sugar. If you're mostly known for putting cereal on a horsefeathering donut it's b/c your standard donuts aren't amazing (if they were, people wouldn't stand in line for an hour to buy a donut with horsefeathering cereal on it).

 

The best donuts are consistently the local places that just make awesome horsefeathering donuts. KK are fine, but I pass up KK in the office almost every week. Someone rolls up with some maples bars from Original Bakery and I'll pull the fire alarm to get to the front of that line. Still never had a chocolate cinnamon roll as good as the ones in the local bakery in my hometown in middle of nowhere iowa.

[Derwood]

[David]

Funky donuts are ruining a good thing. They are inedible. Same with cupcakes. KISS

 

that doesn't mean that the shops who make the funky donuts (depending on which you're talking about is where i'd argue about what is being ruined) don't do an amazing job at simple

 

it's a donut. of course they don't [expletive] up a simple donut b/c it's really hard to [expletive] up fried dough and sugar. If you're mostly known for putting cereal on a [expletive] donut it's b/c your standard donuts aren't amazing (if they were, people wouldn't stand in line for an hour to buy a donut with [expletive] cereal on it).

 

The best donuts are consistently the local places that just make awesome [expletive] donuts. KK are fine, but I pass up KK in the office almost every week. Someone rolls up with some maples bars from Original Bakery and I'll pull the fire alarm to get to the front of that line. Still never had a chocolate cinnamon roll as good as the ones in the local bakery in my hometown in middle of nowhere iowa.

 

I didn't argue otherwise. that's basically exactly what i was saying in the post you quoted.

[imb]

is a doughnut a sandwich

[David]

is a doughnut a sandwich

 

http://crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/donut_sandwich.jpg

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that is probably the prettiest picture I have ever seen

[Sammy Sofa]

RIP Mr. Vandross.

[David]

that has to be the most delicious sandwich ever created right? savory/greasy, sweet, and salty...hits all the major points

[Sammy Sofa]

Hamdog: sandwich or not?

 

[davell]

Hamdog: sandwich or not?

 

 

I felt my arteries harden just looking at that thing.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hamdog: sandwich or not?

 

 

I felt my arteries harden just looking at that thing.

 

Dr. Nicholas Lang, professor of surgery at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, advised against ever consuming a hamdog at any point in one's lifetime. "If you choke that down, you might as well find a heart surgeon because you are going to need one," he added.

[David]

is a doughnut a sandwich

 

http://crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/donut_sandwich.jpg

 

 

that has to be the most delicious sandwich ever created right? savory/greasy, sweet, and salty...hits all the major points

 

back to this thing...does anyone know where i can get something like this? cheat day is coming up

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I now have them on my Sunday breakfast menu if you want to come over

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, I love donuts and I love burgers, but I just cannot do the sweet/salty thing. I think it stems from knowing a kid who would bring a plain donut in as part of his lunch and he would take a ketchup packet and splotch some on the end of the donut with each bite.