6/5 diamondbacks (corbin) @ cubs (arrieta) 120 cdt, csn

[BigSlick]

that was an extremely ill advised swing Bryant

 

everyone has been crazy aggressive today, I guess that was the scouting report

[David]

what in the horsefeathers was that strike 2?!

[BigSlick]

this ump is laughable lol

[Aaron_Kennelly]

This ump...

[Ski]

Not. A. Strike.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Jorge's got the power. Dong, big fella.

[raw]

Wow Kris.

[Ski]

God horsefeathering damnit.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

It's a shame Jorge's foul ball got the catcher and not the umpire.

[ChiCubsFan]

Damnit

[Ski]

We're just not allowed to get any clutch hits,

[Ski]

We're still winning this game.

[Andy]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

 

Probably Baez, Russell, Rizzo, Montero, Heyward

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

 

The odds of the result of Brad Ziegler vs. Jason Heyward being a ground ball are infinity to one.

[Ski]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

 

Probably Baez, Russell, Rizzo, Montero, Heyward

There is no logical reason why this lineup couldn't score a run in the 9th.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

 

Probably Baez, Russell, Rizzo, Montero, Heyward

There is no logical reason why this lineup couldn't score a run in the 9th.

 

They won't because they suck and have no fight.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Rizzo hits for someone next inning, just a question of whom. Heyward probably does too

 

The odds of the result of Brad Ziegler vs. Jason Heyward being a ground ball are infinity to one.

 

Heyward is 4 for 5 against Ziegler with a home run.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

just kidding, but it's actually 2 for 6 with a HR

[Aaron_Kennelly]

just kidding, but it's actually 2 for 6 with a HR

 

Probably a ground ball inside-the-park home run.

[Ski]

Now score some horsefeathering runs you scrubs.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

just kidding, but it's actually 2 for 6 with a HR

 

Probably a ground ball inside-the-park home run.

 

The rarely seen mole HR, where a ball is beaten so far into the ground that it, through the wonders of science, bounces off the core of the earth and surfaces again 450 feet away.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

oh this is going to be a popular PH decision

[UMFan83]

Damn you Pat. Thought it was a lead off double

[Ski]

just kidding, but it's actually 2 for 6 with a HR

 

Probably a ground ball inside-the-park home run.

 

The rarely seen mole HR, where a ball is beaten so far into the ground that it, through the wonders of science, bounces off the core of the earth and surfaces again 450 feet away.

If this is a Backyard Baseball reference, I love you.