5/2 Cubs (Hammel) @ Pirates (Cole) 6:05 CSN/ESPN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/727314284817035264[/tweet]

 

the hell is this?

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[fallacy]

Grimm is good. I like Grimm

[Schwarber Fan]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/727314284817035264[/tweet]

 

the hell is this?

 

I assume it's a bad joke about the flashy suit routine.

[Brian]

carrie has just been standing in front of her open suitcase for the past 5 hours

[David]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/727314284817035264[/tweet]

 

the hell is this?

 

I assume it's a bad joke about the flashy suit routine.

 

and she's just randomly updating us on heyward's sore wrist almost 3 hours into the game?

[fallacy]

what the horsefeathers was polanco doing?

[David]

since this game is kinda boring and dongless, contreras just hit a dong

[Sammy Sofa]

Guh, hurry up and win so I can start the next thread. I have to be up at 4.

[mul21]

what the [expletive] was polanco doing?

 

Covering more ground than most CFs and trying not to kill himself by running into a wall at full speed?

[David]

that stupid faced idiot matt trueblood speculates that heyward might be headed for the DL

 

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someone else tweeted that this happened before szczur was pulled

[TruffleShuffle]

Just saw that Szczur left with hamstring tightness. Was Murton PH for early in the Iowa game in case he needs to be called up to the big club?

[UMFan83]

that stupid faced idiot matt trueblood speculates that heyward might be headed for the DL

 

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someone else tweeted that this happened before szczur was pulled

 

Might make sense if both are out for a few days. Someone has to play RF

[David]

that stupid faced idiot matt trueblood speculates that heyward might be headed for the DL

 

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someone else tweeted that this happened before szczur was pulled

 

Might make sense if both are out for a few days. Someone has to play RF

 

it happened before the scissors thing happened though

[David]

god it would be fun to watch russell and javy man the middle infield defensively

[Fred Hornkohl]

Average score of a CUBS game this year........

 

CUBS      6.04
Opponent  2.65

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Tim]

That Russell-Baez MIF is very sexy on defense.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 17-0 (1.000) when they lead at the end of the 8th inning.... 0-6 (.000) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Omar]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/727314284817035264[/tweet]

 

the hell is this?

 

Carrie is sitting in her hotel drinking wine; midlife crisis.

[BigSlick]

I haven't been able to watch a second of the game but I'm laughing at this team going 3-18 with RISP and leading 7-2.

 

Both for only batting .166 in such situations and leading so much, and also because we have had 18 at bats with RISP. This team is just absurd.

[CubInOK]

[Omar]

Is there any other baseball announcer that references Fangraphs?

 

I love Len.

[fallacy]

Baez is love, Baez is life

[Brian]

singles are ok, but we like dongs too Javy

[Vinestal]

I wish they would have replayed that inning ending double play, it happened so fast I couldn't follow it.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 14-2 (.875) when they draw 5 or more walks.... 3-4 (.429) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!