5/1 Braves (Teheran) @ Cubs (Lackey) 1:20 WGN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

That will just make the inevitable win all the more sweet.

[rocket]

When did two solid hits and a deep sac fly turn into a cheap run?

 

lol, it's not like we're knocking the hell out of the ball either

[Ding Dong Johnson]

When did two solid hits and a deep sac fly turn into a cheap run?

when one of the "solid hits" should have been a 6-4-3 double play ball

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Get on, Dex.

[Thusly Boned]

Someone's going to have obliterate a ball to get it out of here today, I fear.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Go ahead, walk him.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

When did two solid hits and a deep sac fly turn into a cheap run?

 

Smith's hit wasn't solid - it's a potential DP ball if the runner wasn't going. Hell, Castro's single wasn't hit hard either.

[David]

are those dudes tryin to look like corpses/zombies?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

poop

[David]

3-1 groundouts to lead off an inning against a really wild pitcher make me sad

[Ding Dong Johnson]

rat turds

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I really thought Heyward would have 5-6 dongs by now. I'm really sad that he doesn't even have A dong

[rocket]

#bantheshift

[Thusly Boned]

3-1 groundouts to lead off an inning against a really wild pitcher make me sad

 

Yeah, gotta make Grilli work. Odds are no one is going to dong here.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Pirates lose.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Pirates lose.

[Omar]

It'd be a good time for his first home run this season right about now

[Hunter]

Cincy won.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

can't spell CHUMP without UMP

[Aaron_Kennelly]

That's not a strike!

[Schwarber Fan]

.

[Thusly Boned]

free the robot umps

[Aaron_Kennelly]

dammit

[Tryptamine]

So disappointing

[Ding Dong Johnson]

well there goes the season