john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him

[Tracer Bullet]

Where's my winnings tree

[Sammy Sofa]

[Banedon]

8 IP

0 ER

3 H

6 Ks

2 BBs

 

7 IP

0 ER

4 H

11 Ks

1 BB

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/EzkanIy.gif

[biittner77]

Does Lackey have dentures? There's something about his teeth that seems weird.

[Schwarber Fan]

8 IP

0 ER

3 H

6 Ks

2 BBs

 

7 IP

0 ER

4 H

11 Ks

1 BB

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/EzkanIy.gif

 

I got irrationally upset (shocker, right?) when Lackey didn't come out for the 8th for this reason alone.

 

Anyway, I'll take your poison nacho recipe, tree.

[Thusly Boned]

Does Lackey have dentures? There's something about his teeth that seems weird.

 

It looks to me like he has a slight underbite.

[Cubswin11]

Does Lackey have dentures? There's something about his teeth that seems weird.

Agree, his teeth don't seem to fit his mouth

[Omar]

John Lackey on Monday became the 16th pitcher to beat all 30 MLB teams.

 

Full list:

Al Leiter

Randy Johnson

Barry Zito

A.J. Burnett

Kevin Brown

Terry Mulholland

Curt Schilling

Woody Williams

Jamie Moyer

Javier Vazquez

Vicente Padilla

Derek Lowe

Dan Haren

Kyle Lohse

Tim Hudson

John Lackey

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Does Lackey have dentures? There's something about his teeth that seems weird.

 

I was gonna make a joke, but instead this warning: Do not, I repeat do NOT, google image search 'too many teeth'.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

Does Lackey have dentures? There's something about his teeth that seems weird.

 

I was gonna make a joke, but instead this warning: Do not, I repeat do NOT, google image search 'too many teeth'.

 

well, now I'm kinda curious

[sneakypower]

instead, try 'hyperdontia' for better results!

[Thed Hoyerstein]

oh god why did i do that

 

what kind of human eating-fish are those people

[Sammy Sofa]

He looks like a private detective hired to find someone's high school crush who then sleazily turned the tables.

[Brian]

Please change thread title.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Please change thread title.

no way. he's given up like -8 runs since this thread started

[badger]

Can't believe I searched too many teeth while eating lunch.

[imb]

when did gary busey die and they put his teeth in lackey's face

[treebird]

8 IP

0 ER

3 H

6 Ks

2 BBs

 

7 IP

0 ER

4 H

11 Ks

1 BB

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/EzkanIy.gif

 

I got irrationally upset (shocker, right?) when Lackey didn't come out for the 8th for this reason alone.

 

Anyway, I'll take your poison nacho recipe, tree.

 

pm me your mailing address

[jersey cubs fan]

That poor woman

[BigSlick]

Back to hating Lackey

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Don't even get me started on those fucked up teeth

[Cubswin11]

I hope she got all the worthwhile assets in the divorce and he's still paying her some form of alimony to this day

[David]

He'll be fine. His stuff looked nasty. Just was too aggressive in the zone on two strikes and happened to pay for it hard.

[Cubswin11]

He'll be fine. His stuff looked nasty. Just was too aggressive in the zone on two strikes and happened to pay for it hard.

I wish he'd mix in his get me over curve a bit more just because he throws the FB SO much to change the hitters eye level/speed

[CaliforniaRaisin]

He'll be fine. His stuff looked nasty. Just was too aggressive in the zone on two strikes and happened to pay for it hard.

 

Definitely. And he said as much in the postgame comments, which was nice to see.