The Cardinals

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Grichuk has 2 home runs and a 1.218 OPS against the Cubs this year and 2 home runs and a .580 OPS against everyone else.

[The_Achiever]

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She's so annoying.

[UMFan83]

Grichuk has 2 home runs and a 1.218 OPS against the Cubs this year and 2 home runs and a .580 OPS against everyone else.

 

Yeah I was going to make a joke about how shortsighted the Cardinals were being sending him down with a series against the Cubs coming up this week but I decided him getting sent to high a was joke enough

[Regular Show]

Grichuk has 2 home runs and a 1.218 OPS against the Cubs this year and 2 home runs and a .580 OPS against everyone else.

 

I don't understand how he kills the Cubs...like it boggles the mind. He looks terrible against every other team. I'm pretty sure the scouting report for him is similar to Baez -- throw a bunch of breaking balls at him and don't throw him a fastball (in the zone).

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[UMFan83]

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I assume that's related to the Pride Night they're going to have.

[UMFan83]

I assume that's related to the Pride Night they're going to have.

 

Just seems strange to call an impromptu press conference with an hours notice to announce it. Also wouldn't that be more of a press release type of thing?

[javy knows my name]

I assume that's related to the Pride Night they're going to have.

 

White pride?

[jersey cubs fan]

they probably want to deny those ugly rumors that they were considering a pride night at the ballpark.

 

 

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Lance Berkman is the spokesman St. Louis deserves and vice versa

[Sammy Sofa]

Berkman has no time for anyone unless they fearfully pray to the same thunder god he's so afraid of.

[jersey cubs fan]

I assume that's related to the Pride Night they're going to have.

 

Just seems strange to call an impromptu press conference with an hours notice to announce it. Also wouldn't that be more of a press release type of thing?

for a team in a decent city, sure, but these guys probably feel they have to bend over backwards (not forward cause that's gay) to explain themselves to the bfib.

[jersey cubs fan]

[UMFan83]

 

dammit. dont do it Cardinals. More than ever we need Matheny!

[Liam Neeson]

They are announcing that they made a mistake when signing Matheny's contract.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's actually for 5 years instead of 3.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Matheny is the manager all baseball fans want and need

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Berkman has no time for anyone unless they fearfully pray to the same thunder god he's so afraid of.

I was half-way to crafting a lightning joke when I read this comment. Bummer.

[Tim]

Berkman has no time for anyone unless they fearfully pray to the same thunder god he's so afraid of.

I was half-way to crafting a lightning joke when I read this comment. Bummer.

You have to be faster than Lance Berkman escaping a thunderstorm to beat Sofa to a joke about Lance Berkman escaping a thunderstorm.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Berkman has no time for anyone unless they fearfully pray to the same thunder god he's so afraid of.

I was half-way to crafting a lightning joke when I read this comment. Bummer.

You have to be faster than Lance Berkman escaping a thunderstorm to be Sofa to a joke about Lance Berkman escaping a thunderstorm.

I am shocked you attempted to get a crack in

[Transmogrified Tiger]

They shuffled around some assistant coaches and DFA'd Peralta.

[UMFan83]

They shuffled around some assistant coaches and DFA'd Peralta.

 

thats press conference worthy? attention whores.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Someone needs to tell the Cardinals that reassigning your 3rd base coach is not going to fix all their problems.

[Banedon]

https://twitter.com/StuntBirdArmy/status/877310007578169346

[jersey cubs fan]