Lamar Odom's brothel-bought herbal boner pills & coke coma

[ConstableRabbit]

The Kardashians wish they could actually be decadent because then they'd have a [expletive] chance at even being interesting.

 

Thinking that boring bunch is indicative of any kind of moral downfall is like the prudiest thing ever pruded.

 

Their popularity sure doesn't say great things, but we already knew most people are stupid.

 

Their popularity is meaningless; people love vacuous celebrities and always have and always will. Why are they supposed to be so much worse? What lofty levels of enlightenment did they drag us down from?

[Sammy Sofa]

Because they don't actually do anything but that show (and run that store I guess?). It's just really weird that they gained that fame to begin with.

 

At least the other people we worship do stuff well, even if it's really trivial crap like acting and singing and playing sports.

 

They're famous rich people, which has been an American institution almost since day one. It's baffling when people act like that started with them.

[davell]

http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/scott-van-pelt-wants-you-to-remember-lamar-odom-the-basketball-player-not-the-kardashian-reality-star.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=scott-van-pelt-wants-you-to-remember-lamar-odom-the-basketball-player-not-the-kardashian-reality-star

 

I think SVP sums up my thoughts pretty well.

[SouthSideRyan]

The Kardashians wish they could actually be decadent because then they'd have a [expletive] chance at even being interesting.

 

Thinking that boring bunch is indicative of any kind of moral downfall is like the prudiest thing ever pruded.

 

Their popularity sure doesn't say great things, but we already knew most people are stupid.

 

Their popularity is meaningless; people love vacuous celebrities and always have and always will. Why are they supposed to be so much worse? What lofty levels of enlightenment did they drag us down from?

 

Molly Brown may have been a bigger woman, but the shot at her posterior seems unprofessional.

[doublebubble]

I think it's pretty [expletive] awful that they're using a tragic and sad situation like this to try to promote their [expletive] TV show.

its almost as bad as fake marrying someone for 20 million in publicity. seriously though, the Kardashian's and people like them are pond scum, and me personally just by typing this have already given them more attention then they deserve.

 

*edit* hope Lamar Odom makes a full recovery, if only for the people that really care about him.

[SouthSideRyan]

Well this is amazing.

 

We fall down and we try to get back up again, and we hope mercy and grace will be extended to (Lamar) and he can get up again.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm assuming Mercy and Grace were the names of the hookers?

[Guest]

this whole trying to equate all the tragedies he's been through to this latest thing in an effort to shame the people who know him as mr. khloe kardashian is amusingly pathetic. thanks, van pelt, don't care. the guy partied in a brothel for 4 days, putting glorious amounts of cocaine up his nose and taking body shots out of every nook and cranny of amputee hookers' prostheses and he collapsed due to, one can only assume, too much pleasure for one man.

 

if he dies, we should all be so lucky in doing something we love to do. it's an heroic death tantamount to being slain beneath the Hot Gates by row upon row of cowardly Persian arrows..

[Guest]

this whole trying to equate all the tragedies he's been through to this latest thing in an effort to shame the people who know him as mr. khloe kardashian is amusingly pathetic. thanks, van pelt, don't care. the guy partied in a brothel for 4 days, putting glorious amounts of cocaine up his nose and taking body shots out of every nook and cranny of amputee hookers' prostheses and he collapsed due to, one can only assume, too much pleasure for one man.

 

if he dies, we should all be so lucky in doing something we love to do. it's an heroic death tantamount to being slain beneath the Hot Gates by row upon row of cowardly Persian arrows..

I hearted this post. I wish I could do it again.

[Sammy Sofa]

this whole trying to equate all the tragedies he's been through to this latest thing in an effort to shame the people who know him as mr. khloe kardashian is amusingly pathetic. thanks, van pelt, don't care.

 

Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous the amount of dancing around the insanity of the situation people are doing. The guy was a good basketball player and went through some serious [expletive] in his life, but holy [expletive], he's in a coma because he went on a coke, KFC and herbal boner bill bender in a brothel for days. That's BONKERS.

 

Look at it this way; if your best friend in the world ended up in a coma because he went on a coke, KFC and herbal boner bill bender in a brothel for days, that's literally ALL you and your other friends would be talking about about two seconds after you all commiserated about how messed up it is that good ol' Gary is in a coma.

[jersey cubs fan]

I did my part

[jersey cubs fan]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/25/lamar-odom-hooker-quit-love-ranch/

 

Lamar Odom was set up for OD'ing at the Love Ranch brothel by being paired with a hooker who had a bad reputation for "partying" ... TMZ has learned.

As we reported, when Lamar arrived at the Ranch, the girls were put in a lineup so Lamar could choose his partners. One of the hookers who was standing there told us management influenced Lamar into picking 2 girls who were known to tolerate drug use.

 

We're told the girls who were left standing in the lineup complained bitterly that management should not have pushed a known addict into choosing women who would take him down a bad path.

In fact, we're told several of the hookers quit in protest, including Tristen Lace, who says she's convinced Lamar would not be in the hospital if he had chosen different, less ominous hookers.

As we previously reported ... the 2 hookers who cavorted with Lamar are on suspension after allegedly lying to management about possible drug use in Odom's room.

 

[ConstableRabbit]

Less Ominous Hookers is my new band name.

[Old Style]

Less Ominous Hookers is my new band name.

Can I pre-order your album on vinyl?