Lord Schwarbs

[imb]

Homie is playing at like a 7.2 fWAR pace right now, and his 1.6fWAR so far would be third highest on both of the white sox and phillies.

 

there is only schwarbs

[ChiCubsFan]

All hail The Lord!

[BrockLanders]

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=100&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=2015&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,d

[Guest]

lol think of all the crap dudes we picked over the years with early first round picks like montanez, vitters, harvey

 

then we get this dude who is up and mashing like an all time great within a year

[Sammy Sofa]

All of the other Cubs should feel shame that they have to put on their pitiful displays around his magnificence.

[Sammy Sofa]

What the [expletive] is a Montanez.

[Proven Veteran]

All of the other Cubs should feel shame that they have to put on their pitiful displays around his magnificence.

 

Soler shouldn't even be let in the same clubhouse.

[imb]

lol think of all the crap dudes we picked over the years with early first round picks like montanez, vitters, harvey

 

then we get this dude who is up and mashing like an all time great within a year

 

and think about how impugned we were for drafting him. oh god i love it

[Sammy Sofa]

Seriously, there's zero chance this actually happened:

 

Montañez signed a minor league deal with the Chicago Cubs on January 2, 2011. He was called up from the Iowa Cubs on May 24, 2011 and was in the lineup that night at Wrigley Field against the New York Mets. His first at-bat resulted in an RBI double. He elected free agency on November 28.

 

STOP MAKING PLAYERS UP.

[Guest]

Seriously, there's zero chance this actually happened:

 

Montañez signed a minor league deal with the Chicago Cubs on January 2, 2011. He was called up from the Iowa Cubs on May 24, 2011 and was in the lineup that night at Wrigley Field against the New York Mets. His first at-bat resulted in an RBI double. He elected free agency on November 28.

 

STOP MAKING PLAYERS UP.

 

lol i totally forgot about his little encore stint

[Sammy Sofa]

Added bonus: when Schwarber is finally forced to retire because of some kind of mercy rule flimflam in 35 years, he'll go on to manage the Cubs and look like this:

 

http://pmd205465tn.download.theplatform.com.edgesuite.net/Miramax/262/2/Rra2JuYTqyuEXVuIkpA4JqdHTizf9D2C_h264_3800_640x360_131619907662.jpg

[sneakypower]

(min. 140 PA)

 

http://i.imgur.com/snbVe18.png

[Guest]

jesus look at cabrera's babip

[SouthSideRyan]

Mojo's inability to remember anything Cubs related that isn't presently going on in front of his face never fails to astound.

[jersey cubs fan]

Added bonus: when Schwarber is finally forced to retire because of some kind of mercy rule flimflam in 35 years, he'll go on to manage the Cubs and look like this:

 

http://pmd205465tn.download.theplatform.com.edgesuite.net/Miramax/262/2/Rra2JuYTqyuEXVuIkpA4JqdHTizf9D2C_h264_3800_640x360_131619907662.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Mojo's inability to remember anything Cubs related that isn't presently going on in front of his face never fails to astound.

 

Hey, I recognized Vitters!

[Banedon]

Mojo's inability to remember anything Cubs related that isn't presently going on in front of his face never fails to astound.

 

He makes me feel like a baseball historian.

[Sammy Sofa]

Added bonus: when Schwarber is finally forced to retire because of some kind of mercy rule flimflam in 35 years, he'll go on to manage the Cubs and look like this:

 

http://pmd205465tn.download.theplatform.com.edgesuite.net/Miramax/262/2/Rra2JuYTqyuEXVuIkpA4JqdHTizf9D2C_h264_3800_640x360_131619907662.jpg

 

[Guest]

I love that Bryant is all dreamy and whatnot, but Schwarbs looks like he'd kick your [expletive] ass and laugh about it. That's awesome too.

[Guest]

i remember we were talking about correa as a possibility back in 2012

 

i can't even fathom what that would be like right now

[Sammy Sofa]

If these players want to be remembered by the common man such as myself then they should have been better at not being terrible.

[davell]

In Dave Cameron's chat yesterday, he said a "close friend in the game" put an Eric Hinske comp on Schwarber.

 

I now made each of you dumber for having read that.

[sneakypower]

i remember we were talking about correa as a possibility back in 2012

 

i can't even fathom what that would be like right now

Matt Garza had too good a year in 2011

 

cost us Carlos Correa

[Proven Veteran]

In Dave Cameron's chat yesterday, he said a "close friend in the game" put an Eric Hinske comp on Schwarber.

 

I now made each of you dumber for having read that.

 

I guess it's possible. Hinske put up almost 5 WAR his first season, and then 6 WAR total for the rest of his career.

[CyHawk_Cub]

i remember we were talking about correa as a possibility back in 2012

 

i can't even fathom what that would be like right now

Matt Garza had too good a year in 2011

 

cost us Carlos Correa

 

[expletive] Hendry cost us Archer AND Correa.