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JudasIscariotTheBird

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someone tell a funny story

 

There was this landscaper, who was one of the best landscapers around. He had this on particular skill that he was really proud of. He could look at any job and immediately know exactly how many bags of mulch he would need, without any leftover. One day he was working a job, and he looked at it and said yep this job will take 19 mulch bags. He did the job, and it was phenomenal. It was like the Taj Mahal of landscaping work. He wasn't happy though, because he had one bag of mulch left over. He was distraught and didn't know what to do. As he was driving down the interstate to return the bag of mulch, he decided to throw the bag of mulch out the window in disgust.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IJAME21OIvk/UdskyscKyzI/AAAAAAAARZA/bGYMHcaY5k8/s1600/wtf7.gif

 

some jokes take time.

I wouldn't even say I disliked the story. Kinda postmod. But is there something to get? Apart from your name? A local story I'm not privy to or something?

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[expletive]

That is an odd statement to make with it still raining heavily at Wrigley Field.

They took the tarp off the field

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There's no reason they shouldn't be able to start any later than 10, looking at the radar at least.

There is a perfectly good reason for not being able to start if the field simply took on too much water.

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Ok, I'm a moron. Someone apparently paused the broadcast on my DVR at some point and I was watching coverage from an hour ago showing heavy rains still at Wrigley.

 

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Ok, let me try another one.

 

One day there was this woman who was cleaning out her place, and she came across her shoebox of the love letters her former boyfriend wrote to her while she was in college. She really enjoyed reading the letters and the nostalgia. So she decided she would send the letters to her ex boyfriend, because she thought he would like a trip down memory lane too. That night she went out with her current boyfriend and she told him that she came across this box of old love letters from her former boyfriend and decided to send them to him. Her boyfriend thought this was a terrible idea. He was pissed. He thought the ex-boyfriend would see this as an romantic gesture and think she wanted to get back together. She thought that was ridiculous and he would just enjoy reading the letters and not read anything into it. This led to a huge argument and they fought for hours. Her boyfriend was really pissed she did this, especially because now he would know where she lives. It was getting late though, so he decided to take her back to her place by the highway. He parked the car and walked her to her door, but left the car unlocked and the windows down. Guess what was in his back seat when he got back to the car?

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Ok, let me try another one.

 

One day there was this woman who was cleaning out her place, and she came across her shoebox of the love letters her former boyfriend wrote to her while she was in college. She really enjoyed reading the letters and the nostalgia. So she decided she would send the letters to her ex boyfriend, because she thought he would like a trip down memory lane too. That night she went out with her current boyfriend and she told him that she came across this box of old love letters from her former boyfriend and decided to send them to him. Her boyfriend thought this was a terrible idea. He was pissed. He thought the ex-boyfriend would see this as an romantic gesture and think she wanted to get back together. She thought that was ridiculous and he would just enjoy reading the letters and not read anything into it. This led to a huge argument and they fought for hours. Her boyfriend was really pissed she did this, especially because now he would know where she lives. It was getting late though, so he decided to take her back to her place by the highway. He parked the car and walked her to her door, but left the car unlocked and the windows down. Guess what was in his back seat when he got back to the car?

 

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a379/billy2dbob/GIFs/What.gif

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