5/5 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Cardinals (Lyons) 7:15PM WGN/MLBN

[Guest]

stl announcers think matheny left the righty in because maddon would have ph a righty for rizzo against the lefty. you don't deserve a good team you horrible stupid person.

 

oh my god ahahahaha

[NotSoSober]

we can't hit for [expletive], but we can sure take some pitches

[ARCubsFan]

Someone posted earlier the Cubs were the only team above .500 the Cards have played.... Might easily be below .500 when this series is over. [expletive] Cardinals.

Yeah, most likely true. But these guys have to gell as a team. They will. It's QUITE early still.

 

BTW: Russel blows me away. Where did the Cubs find this guy?

 

which russell addison? we got him for shark from the a's last year.

Thanks. The Card announcer said that he was the youngest player in the league!

2nd youngest behind Odor who is about to head back to AAA

[abuck1220]

remember like 8 days ago when we were all sucking each other's dicks and being like omg the plan worked cuz the cubs dared to reach the impossible dream of 4 games over .500? so adorable.

[Schwarber Fan]

stl announcers think matheny left the righty in because maddon would have ph a righty for rizzo against the lefty. you don't deserve a good team you horrible stupid person.

 

If this is true, should be fired on the spot. He was 3-3 against all LHP tonight. Jesus Christ.

[Smack]

stl announcers think matheny left the righty in because maddon would have ph a righty for rizzo against the lefty. you don't deserve a good team you horrible stupid person.

 

I heard that and laughed.

[Guest]

i need another freebasing joke right now

[CyHawk_Cub]

Coke in to put this one even more out of reach than it already is

[Guest]

Coke is in the game so I can only assume Carpenter is due up

 

it actually doesn't matter, Carpenter is always due up

[halplm]

Textbook fake rally, with the added benefit that now Bryant will bat with no one on down 3 in the 9th so nothing he does matters

He'll probably get a walk, and be stranded at first.

[Andy]

Sequencing.

 

Carrie Muskat retweeted

Christopher Kamka @ckamka

Odd: Anthony Rizzo's last 60 HR have been either solo or 2-run shots. Last HR with more than one runner on base: 9/16/12 (Grand Slam)

[halplm]

we can't hit for [expletive], but we can sure take some pitches

You say this like it's a bad thing.

[Guest]

Sequencing.

 

Carrie Muskat retweeted

Christopher Kamka @ckamka

Odd: Anthony Rizzo's last 60 HR have been either solo or 2-run shots. Last HR with more than one runner on base: 9/16/12 (Grand Slam)

 

also general lack of baserunners on awful teams

[Bryants Disco Ball]

remember like 8 days ago when we were all sucking each other's dicks and being like omg the plan worked cuz the cubs dared to reach the impossible dream of 4 games over .500? so adorable.

 

I hope eight days doesn't change that. This team is going to be real good for a real long time.

[Andy]

remember like 8 days ago when we were all sucking each other's dicks and being like omg the plan worked cuz the cubs dared to reach the impossible dream of 4 games over .500? so adorable.

 

I hope eight days doesn't change that. This team is going to be real good for a real long time.

Yeah, this team is good, just no one can stop the [expletive] St. Louis team from doing whatever the hell it is they want to do when it really comes down to it.

[sontensei]

rosenthal warming up KB might get another sombrero tonight.

[treebird]

Textbook fake rally, with the added benefit that now Bryant will bat with no one on down 3 in the 9th so nothing he does matters

 

nothing any of us does matters. everything is preordained.

[Ski]

I am so sick of this [expletive].

 

And haha. I read some of the comments about my five years rant. I was in high school when I posted a bunch during 2008. I've graduated college now. Still young, apparently. Or rather, everyone else is just really old. :wink:

[Butterscup1679666578]

remember like 8 days ago when we were all sucking each other's dicks and being like omg the plan worked cuz the cubs dared to reach the impossible dream of 4 games over .500? so adorable.

 

i laughed really hard at this, so thank you.

[sontensei]

remember like 8 days ago when we were all sucking each other's dicks and being like omg the plan worked cuz the cubs dared to reach the impossible dream of 4 games over .500? so adorable.

 

I hope eight days doesn't change that. This team is going to be real good for a real long time.

Yeah, this team is good, just no one can stop the [expletive] St. Louis team from doing whatever the hell it is they want to do when it really comes down to it.

 

 

DO THE CARDINALS HAVE A SECRET PACT WITH CHUCK NORRIS?

[halplm]

Textbook fake rally, with the added benefit that now Bryant will bat with no one on down 3 in the 9th so nothing he does matters

 

nothing any of us does matters. everything is preordained.

 

Well, Back to the Future II did tell us the Cubs win it all this year.

[Guest]

i knew coke would inexplicably strike out matt carpenter there

[CyHawk_Cub]

Coke is awesome, I guess

[Smack]

lol at Coke strutting off the mound after that strikeout

[sontensei]

i knew coke would inexplicably strike out matt carpenter there

 

YEAH HE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED ANOTHER 2 MONTHS ON THE CLUB WITH THAT K