4/22 Cubs (Hammel) @ Pirates (Worley) 6:05 CSN

[Banedon]

Long time lurker... first time poster! Go Cubbies!

 

P.S. I'm loving these 6:05 starts. Especially with the Hawks games being later.

 

Welcome!

[Guest]

Dat lineup doe

[jb10194]

Besides Russell, Rizzo has the lowest slugging in that lineup, including Hammel lol. But when you're getting on 50% of the time that doesn't matter as much.

[Cubswin11]

The word "optimal lineup" gets thrown around a lot, but I think that's it.

[NOLA]

The word "optimal lineup" gets thrown around a lot, but I think that's it.

Russell aside, I think that's the first time that lineup has been together.

[XZero771679666304]

Shark blowing up and Hawks bitching about SABR. Awesome.

 

It goes without saying, but Hawk is comprehensively detestable. I really feel like I wouldn't really mind the Sox nearly as much if it weren't for him. But he just makes you want all the bad things to happen to that team out of pure spite for him.

[NOLA]

Shark blowing up and Hawks bitching about SABR. Awesome.

 

It goes without saying, but Hawk is comprehensively detestable. I really feel like I wouldn't really mind the Sox nearly as much if it weren't for him. But he just makes you want all the bad things to happen to that team out of pure spite for him.

My feelings exactly. Stoney just is icing on the cake. I don't hate the actual team so much since AJ left.

[Clem Fandango]

Oh man.

 

Do teams still make terrible victory songs?

 

I want one.

 

Greatest ever:

 

[ctcf]

That is a sexy lineup that will likely do sexy things.

[ctcf]

Matt Clapp @TheBlogfines

Anthony Rizzo has a .302 AVG... and .475 OBP. 9 walks (only 7 strikeouts too), and 6 hbp. #Cubs

 

mmmmmmmm

[Guest]

Long time lurker... first time poster! Go Cubbies!

 

P.S. I'm loving these 6:05 starts. Especially with the Hawks games being later.

 

Welcome

[OleMissCub]

Greatest ever:

 

 

omg, douche chills all over.

[Derwood]

don't try to make mojo have fun

 

dude walks around in khakis and doc martens when it's 90 degrees out

 

Only a robot would equate wearing shorts = fun.

 

Though it is kind of cute when he gets thrilled over shoes.

 

means you're a stuffy weirdo

 

walking around cubs games dressed like you're a groundskeeper or roast or something

 

I credit Mojo with having the self-awareness that fat, pasty white guys look terrible in shorts

[Guest]

then why do you wear jorts

[Derwood]

then why do you wear jorts

 

a. I'm skinny, not fat

b. I don't wear jorts

[Guest]

is mojo fat?

[Derwood]

is mojo fat?

 

Sure, why not?

[Guest]

then you're fat and you wear jorts

[jersey cubs fan]

derwood has displayed his skinnyness on this very site, plus I've seen him in person and the computer might add a couple pounds.

[Derwood]

I'm 172lbs. of MANG

[Guest]

lol i know i've seen it at some point too

 

and he was wearing jorts

 

but that was also like 10 years ago wasn't it?

[HendryWallet]

http://www.customink.com/designs/big_proof/394995589/front

[OleMissCub]

lol i know i've seen it at some point too

 

and he was wearing jorts

 

but that was also like 10 years ago wasn't it?

 

Probably in this thread somewhere

 

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=13660&hilit=Poster

[ctcf]

I refuse to believe Derwood has never worn jorts.

[Derwood]

I was not wearing jorts in the photo everyone thinks I was wearing jorts in.