jon lester pickoff yips thread

[Geech]

That's all I received for my malfeasance, a ban of several hours?! Hmmmm, lenient mods here...what's the sentence for a second offense?

 

More public mockery.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

That's all I received for my malfeasance, a ban of several hours?! Hmmmm, lenient mods here...what's the sentence for a second offense?

 

Without da bum, we need a village idiot. It fits you well.

[beersoakedivy]

I'm an dumbass.

[treebird]

Hey Vance if I wanted some kind of a comeback from you, I would have just gotten it off your mothers chin last night bro.

 

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[Geech]

Hey Vance if I wanted some kind of a comeback from you, I would have just gotten it off your mothers chin last night bro.

 

Ooooooh buuuuurrrrrrnexcepthe'snottwelve.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[Guest]

That's all I received for my malfeasance, a ban of several hours?! Hmmmm, lenient mods here...what's the sentence for a second offense?

You didn't get banned at all. We love you here.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahahaah! Dude lied about being banned? Oh, please have a faked death be just around the bend.

[beersoakedivy]

Hahahahaah! Dude lied about being banned? Oh, please have a faked death be just around the bend.

I was banned until 5:55 earlier this evening. I do have integrity, yes I was banned temporarily.

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Guest]

I can say that I didn't ban him.

 

Who knows about that Modzilla cat, though.

[UMFan83]

How did I not read this thread today? I guess I assumed you were talking about boring old baseball in here.

[RynoRules]

Good stuff.

[Tracer Bullet]

I didn't ban him. Though I did say I wouldn't object to it.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I'd make a joke about [expletive] beersoakedivy's mom last night- but I wouldn't touch that hoe- wouldn't want to get the clap.

[ctcf]

What the [expletive] Is going on in here?

[beersoakedivy]

What's going on here is Vance garnered the clap from banging someone whom he thought was my mom. Stop pounding toothless Cajun swamp walkers my friend...my mother is a high class hoe on the Gold Coast...you couldn't afford her time.

[Sammy Sofa]

What's going on here is Vance garnered the clap from banging someone whom he thought was my mom. Stop pounding toothless Cajun swamp walkers my friend...my mother is a high class hoe on the Gold Coast...you couldn't afford her time.

 

beersoakedivy, seriously, what pissed you off so much about people posting stolen base stats and why did you never reply to those posts?

[rocket]

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[George Hayduke]

Is this the NSBB LOL guy?

[Derwood]

Is this the NSBB LOL guy?

 

That was Meph

[beersoakedivy]

I'm not pissed at all...just running with this now. Ok, I'm sorry everyone. My actions have been inexcusable and for that I'm issuing a sincere apology to all, especially Vance.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/boredandshit/omc-how-bizarre[/soundcloud]

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

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[beersoakedivy]

Lester is having a phenomenal May with an ERA of 1.80 and he is 3-0. Yet he still said he stinks right now which speaks to the expectations he has for himself. All this talk about his holding runners will be a moot point at the end of the season.