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[Sammy Sofa]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

 

You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault

 

I was 9, you weirdo.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Poor choice, look at how it has totally screwed up your life

[Guest]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

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[cubbyvirus00]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

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[jersey cubs fan]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

 

You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault

 

I was 9, you weirdo.

 

 

So which parent just sat and stared the whole time?

[minnesotacubsfan]

Mom

[Sammy Sofa]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

 

You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault

 

I was 9, you weirdo.

 

 

So which parent just sat and stared the whole time?

 

It felt like all of them.

[jersey cubs fan]

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[cubbyvirus00]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

 

You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault

 

I was 9, you weirdo.

 

 

So which parent just sat and stared the whole time?

 

It felt like all of them.

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/KdyD2SUxVoEUw/giphy.gif

[minnesotacubsfan]

One of my strangest childhood memories is from my final year in the Cub Scouts where every meeting would end up with everyone in the troop/group/whatever the [expletive] basically being forced to wrestle on the front lawn of the house that hosted the meetings while the parents just stood around and talked.

 

There were only like 8 of us in the group, but 2 of the kids were, like, "LET'S WRESTLE!!!" every [expletive] time and somehow this ended up with us kicking the [expletive] out of each other with our parents watching when all I wanted to do was get home and get out of the stupid [expletive] uniform.

 

 

You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault

 

I was 9, you weirdo.

 

 

So which parent just sat and stared the whole time?

 

It felt like all of them.

 

 

I'm guessing you weren't very successful as a rassler judging by the retrospective

 

 

 

Sry sir

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm guessing you weren't very successful as a rassler judging by the retrospective

 

 

 

Sry sir

 

None of us were against the two kids who kept instigating it. They were the types who took it WAY too seriously and were bigger than everyone else so they're just hurling us pipsqueaks around and bodyslamming like a couple of junior psychos. The rest of us shared many a harrowing look that screamed "why isn't anyone stopping this?!?"

[minnesotacubsfan]

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[cubbyvirus00]

I'm guessing you weren't very successful as a rassler judging by the retrospective

 

 

 

Sry sir

 

None of us were against the two kids who kept instigating it. They were the types who took it WAY too seriously and were bigger than everyone else so they're just hurling us pipsqueaks around and bodyslamming like a couple of junior psychos. The rest of us shared many a harrowing look that screamed "why isn't anyone stopping this?!?"

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

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[cubbyvirus00]

http://media.tumblr.com/1215d7fe60e81f783008e9b73943ba92/tumblr_inline_n2bebtIpT91rn4b0m.gif

 

 

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[minnesotacubsfan]

I mean, this is where Darwinism failed. After Boy Scouts, in the yard. Mojo should have been eradicated.

[Sammy Sofa]

CUB Scouts. I'm not some freak who went through Boy Scouts. I've got enough baggage already without that.

[Guest]

it's no wonder why mojo hates shorts

 

prob saw all kinds of gross grown ass nerd man thigh

[Guest]

god that sounds so much worse than i intended

 

it was not a pedophilia joke, i swear.

[Sammy Sofa]

it's no wonder why mojo hates shorts

 

This...is a sound theory.

[minnesotacubsfan]

CUB Scouts? Is that like a Wrigley thing?

[Guest]

CUB Scouts? Is that like a Wrigley thing?

Think it's just a younger version of boy scouts

[jersey cubs fan]

CUB Scouts? Is that like a Wrigley thing?

Think it's just a younger version of boy scouts

are you people serious?

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, there's a hierarchy thing. Tiger Cubs, Cubs Scouts, Webelos, Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts. The first chance my parents gave me to opt out, before Webelos, I was so very done.

[Guest]

CUB Scouts? Is that like a Wrigley thing?

Think it's just a younger version of boy scouts

are you people serious?

 

i have never been involved in scouts or looked into the hierarchy in any way

 

think there was one kid in my grade school class who was a cub scout. he was a huge dork and picked his nose a lot. no boy scouts that i was aware of.