8/6 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Rockies (Lyles), 7:40 CDT, CSN

[Guest]

Thank you Baezed god

[Guancous]

Chicago Cubs ‏@Cubs 8m

Tonight’s #Cubs lineup vs #Rockies: Coghlan LF, Baez 2B, Rizzo 1B, Castro SS, Valbuena 3B, Alcantara CF, Castillo C, Sweeney RF, Arrieta P

 

I'm staring at lineup replacing Valbuena with Bryant and Sweeney with Soler. It's so close!

[NOLA]

I think we should start putting a 'the' in front of his name, like a god. The Baez.

NOBODY fucks with The Baez.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=lebowski+turturro&view=detail&id=A1D0ED8FBEE0B5304D51474093FE82FF87DBF4D3&first=17

[treebird]

Thank you Baezed god

 

oooh i like it

[CubInOK]

Chicago Cubs ‏@Cubs 8m

Tonight’s #Cubs lineup vs #Rockies: Coghlan LF, Baez 2B, Rizzo 1B, Castro SS, Valbuena 3B, Alcantara CF, Castillo C, Sweeney RF, Arrieta P

 

I'm staring at lineup replacing Valbuena with Bryant and Sweeney with Soler. It's so close!

Replacing Coghlan with Bryant would be better.

[Butterscup1679666578]

ok real talk what are the odds that Baez sticks with #9 after this season because i've got zero qualms about picking up a jersey shirt here soon but i dont want to be that [expletive] who prematurely shot his wad and then baez shows up next year wearing #98 or some [expletive]

[CubInOK]

ok real talk what are the odds that Baez sticks with #9 after this season because i've got zero qualms about picking up a jersey shirt here soon but i dont want to be that [expletive] who prematurely shot his wad and then baez shows up next year wearing #98 or some [expletive]

I hope he wears a different number every game for this reason.

[Andy]

ok real talk what are the odds that Baez sticks with #9 after this season because i've got zero qualms about picking up a jersey shirt here soon but i dont want to be that [expletive] who prematurely shot his wad and then baez shows up next year wearing #98 or some [expletive]

The good news is the only number he'd be likely to switch to would be 12 (worn through most of the minors), and it's currently taken. The bad news is it's by John Baker.

 

Personally, I'll probably wait until next April to grab one to make sure he doesn't switch. It's not like I wear a ton of Cubs stuff during the off-season anyway.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I hope he switches to a letter.

[Brian]

just a picture of his face on the back of his jersey

[Guest]

the bat symbol

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm still going with he changes his number to reflect his current HR total.

[Guest]

I hope he switches to a letter.

middle finger

[OleMissCub]

Cogs is killing it

 

C'mon Javy!!

[ctcf]

I really like Coughlan, you guys

[Castros trade value]

Love me some Chris Coghlan

[Clem Fandango]

I really like Coughlan, you guys

 

Coghlan

[ctcf]

SportsCenter @SportsCenter

Strange But True: Jordan Lyles is the 1st right-hander to start for the Rockies in 21 games. Previous 20 have all been started by lefties.

 

Well I guess that "Rockies really love lefties" joke is in no danger of being an exaggeration.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I missed Baez's AB somehow. Stupid looking away for a moment.

 

Stupid BABIP refuses to give him a break.

[ctcf]

I really like Coughlan, you guys

 

Coghlan

 

Him too

[George Hayduke]

It's really amazing the turn around Coghlan has made the past two months.

[Andy]

I missed Baez's AB somehow. Stupid looking away for a moment.

 

Stupid BABIP refuses to give him a break.

I'm assuming this is a joke but his ball wasn't technically in play as it was a foulout.

[Elwood]

I think the hottie in the background is wearing a marijuana shirt.

[ctcf]

dumbest hbp ever

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I missed Baez's AB somehow. Stupid looking away for a moment.

 

Stupid BABIP refuses to give him a break.

I'm assuming this is a joke but his ball wasn't technically in play as it was a foulout.

 

Do foul balls not count on BABIP? Pretty sure they do.