Minor League Discussion & Boxes 7-26-14

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Bryant single. Soler double. No outs in 5 batters. OLT up.

http://i.imgur.com/gfXyhMw.png

 

Never forget.

[rawaction]

Murdered it! 0-2 looking bad. Took a close ball fouled one off then committed murder on a baseball.

 

I thought its illegal to commit rape, murder, molest, grope, cork, stuff, bang, or commit battery of a baseball on NSBB as of last week?

 

 

 

 

 

Javy sure did take that baseball to prom though if you know what I mean!

 

 

Sorry. What I meant was Javy hit a ball really hard....right in it's tight vagina.

 

 

Was it consensual?

 

Well I guess we'll never know because the ball is dead.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Murdered it! 0-2 looking bad. Took a close ball fouled one off then committed murder on a baseball.

 

I thought its illegal to commit rape, murder, molest, grope, cork, stuff, bang, or commit battery of a baseball on NSBB as of last week?

 

 

 

 

 

Javy sure did take that baseball to prom though if you know what I mean!

 

 

Sorry. What I meant was Javy hit a ball really hard....right in it's tight vagina.

 

 

Was it consensual?

 

He identity thefted that ball and racked up several thousand dollars worth of Amazon and E Bay purchases.

[rawaction]

I really want Straily to have a really good game. 2Ks in a perfect first. I think he's a big key to the 2015 rotation and him turning it around now would go a long way to making me feel better about next years rotation pre free agency

 

So much for that.

[Gmoney08]

Murdered it! 0-2 looking bad. Took a close ball fouled one off then committed murder on a baseball.

 

I thought its illegal to commit rape, murder, molest, grope, cork, stuff, bang, or commit battery of a baseball on NSBB as of last week?

 

 

 

 

 

Javy sure did take that baseball to prom though if you know what I mean!

 

 

Sorry. What I meant was Javy hit a ball really hard....right in it's tight vagina.

 

 

Was it consensual?

 

Well I guess we'll never know because the ball is dead.

 

Yessss!

[Gmoney08]

Murdered it! 0-2 looking bad. Took a close ball fouled one off then committed murder on a baseball.

 

I thought its illegal to commit rape, murder, molest, grope, cork, stuff, bang, or commit battery of a baseball on NSBB as of last week?

 

 

 

 

 

Javy sure did take that baseball to prom though if you know what I mean!

 

 

Sorry. What I meant was Javy hit a ball really hard....right in it's tight vagina.

 

 

Was it consensual?

 

Well I guess we'll never know because the ball is dead.

 

Yessss!

[davell]

I'm not expecting anything from Straily. But if we get lucky, it'll happen after our guys diagnose his loss of velo and work on his mechanics next spring.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Bryant flies out to the wall

[ctcf]

Felix Pena just got the bump up to AA. Very curious to see if someone from the stacked KC rotation gets sent up. Would have to think Underwood is most likely.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Felix Pena just got the bump up to AA. Very curious to see if someone from the stacked KC rotation gets sent up. Would have to think Underwood is most likely.

 

I actually would say Skulina, give his age and college experience. Tseng probably would handle it the best, but I doubt they want to move him.

 

There's also James Pugliese, who's dominated out of the pen all year.

[ctcf]

RUSSELL BOMB

[davell]

YESSSSSSSS

[gscool89]

\:D/

[RammyFanny]

It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it?

[Guest]

It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it?

 

 

That's your photo? Did you play at Furman?

[davell]

It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it?

 

 

That's your photo? Did you play at Furman?

 

That's Jay Jackson

[Guest]

It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it?

 

 

That's your photo? Did you play at Furman?

 

That's Jay Jackson

 

Ha, I like how you say that as if a normal person would know who the [expletive] Jay Jackson is. And who's to say RammyFanny isn't Jay Jackson? ARam could have bought him a fat steak back in the day.

 

/He looks really big.

Edited July 27, 2014 by pitchcs

[Guest]

@JGoro8: Paul Blackburn 92-94 in the first--working outside part of the plate. Ball comes out easy. Loose with 79-80 mph CB. High out of hand.

 

@JGoro8: Blackburn settling in at 90-92. Command projection is there. CB tightening a bit. 2 ch to LHB at 82-83-- could be avg.

[Gilby]

Thank you Andrew Friedman for not taking Addison Russell.

[Guest]

@MRubio52: Carlos Penalver made a slick play on a soft grounder. Barehanded stab with a strong throw. Too bad about the bat.

 

@MRubio52: Penalver then lets the ball play him on a sharp grounder to his right. It really is too bad about the bat.

 

@MRubio52: Quite a bit of loud contact on Blackburn tonight. Breaking ball lacking, they're on the fastball.

 

@JGoro8: Shawon Dunston with two rockets this evening. Some bat speed and athletic ability as well. Turning himself into a prospect.

 

@MRubio52: Shawon Dunston Jr has been hitting well lately. Drove a wall banger to RF.

[RammyFanny]

It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it?

 

 

That's your photo? Did you play at Furman?

 

That's Jay Jackson

A constant reminder of the [expletive] prospects we used to force ourselves to get semi-excited about.

[Little Slide Rooter]

So Dan Straily is essentially AAAA Edwin Jackson. Next.

[gscool89]

Javy just misses #2 of the day. Double off the top of the wall.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

bring him up noooooowwww

[gscool89]

Bryant grounds out to end the game. Game 2 in 35 minutes.