5/13 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Cardinals (Wainwright) - 7:15 pm, WCIU

[Guest]

hahahaha wtf

[Elwood]

The Cardinals' Way.

[Guest]

A walk on strike 3, a groundball through the hole, and a cueshot infield single. Fun.

[Guest]

I'm watching on MLB.tv and I think my feed is like five minutes slow.

[TruffleShuffle]

it's a lot more fun watching mike olt hit .185 than it is watching darwin barney hit .185.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

2 of those pitches were in the zone according to Gameday.

[Elwood]

it's a lot more fun watching mike olt hit .185 than it is watching darwin barney hit .185.

 

You have a point.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

it's a lot more fun watching mike olt hit .185 than it is watching darwin barney hit .185.

 

But Darwin Barney's glove gives him a prayer of accruing value on nights when he doesn't hit a home run.

[Guest]

I completely forgot about Villanueva.

[Elwood]

Ugh.

[Guest]

We're going to be 2.5 hours along before the end of the 6th.

[SouthSideRyan]

it's a lot more fun watching mike olt hit .185 than it is watching darwin barney hit .185.

 

That's just because Olt getting that high is such a rarity.

[SouthSideRyan]

I completely forgot about Villanueva.

 

I didn't know we were allowed to bring in somebody besides Schlitter as the first guy before the 7th

[Guest]

bunt single, walk, stolen base, cue shot fielder's choice. More fun.

[Guest]

VALBUENA AND RIZZO ARE ON DECK OLT IS ON THE BASES AND BONIFACIO HITS 150% SINGLES WHY ARE YOU RUNNING I CAN ONLY ASSUME IT'S TO MAKE THIS INTERMINABLE GAME END FASTER

[ConstableRabbit]

Shoulda bunted.

[Gilby]

That's a head scratcher. Bonifacio strikes out a lot, isn't a GIDP candidate, and Olt is slow.

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm just about done with Pat Hughes forever now. Just told me how everyone loves Yadier Molina just like Derek Jeter because they go out there and try to win the game.

 

[expletive] die Pat

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I'm just about done with Pat Hughes forever now. Just told me how everyone loves Yadier Molina just like Derek Jeter because they go out there and try to win the game.

 

[expletive] die Pat

 

Think about the job he has. It's practically purgatory.

[Guest]

Starting the wave in a 1-run game in the 8th inning with the opponent's best hitter up

[SouthSideRyan]

Gotta insert yourself somehow here Ricky.

[Gilby]

Castro's had some bad luck tonight.

[Guest]

Rizzo is so good

[Elwood]

JD's killing it.

[ScrubMD]

This is roughly the equivalent of Mr. Burns replacing Strawberry with Homer to get the rightly/lefty matchup.

 

EDIT: And it works this time, too!