3/31 - Cubs (SHARK!) @ Pirates (Liriano) - 12:05 CT WGN/ESPN

[Hairyducked Idiot]

He made that pick look easier than it was.

[PrimeTime]

Cassie!

[Schwarber Fan]

Where in the hell was that pitch?

 

You're going to have to be more specific.

 

http://i.imgur.com/EqhN42W.png

 

SHIFTS!

 

Pitch 5 = brutal framing

[Derwood]

[expletive] this strike zone. Are you serious?

 

http://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/robot-umpire1.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Time to get up, bandwagon fans!

 

Yeah, Wrigley has stayed PACKED during this run of terrible base-OHHHHHHHHH, RIIIIIGHT.

 

FWIW, the Cubs outdrew the Pirates last year by a good margin, both in total tickets and percentage of capacity.

 

Yeah, and Wrigley has never been close to resembling pre-2012 PNC.

 

Uhhhhhhh...NEVER?

 

And let's not act the Cubs aren't obviously trending in the wrong direction in terms of attendance and ticket sales. I just think it's tedious and petty to call out another fanbase for not packing it in after two decades of HORRIBLE baseball.

Edited March 31, 2014 by Sammy Sofa

[Guest]

wgn sure does show a lot of catheter commercials

[treebird]

great positioning and great play

[ctcf]

Kinda weird that Firestone decided to base its ad around a psychotic girlfriend/wife

[Guest]

sweet sweet DP

[ctcf]

Hurray they're free of Liriano!

[TruffleShuffle]

by june either nobody is going to be tweeting selfies to len or it will just be bored people tweeting photos of their junk.

[bukie]

So...what have we learned thus far on National Jump to Conclusions Day ?

[Sammy Sofa]

by june either nobody is going to be tweeting selfies to len or it will just be bored people tweeting photos of their junk.

 

Over/under on how many junk shots have already been sent.

[CubInOK]

So...what have we learned thus far on National Jump to Conclusions Day ?

Liriano > Cobb

Samardzijay > Cobb

[Guest]

by june either nobody is going to be tweeting selfies to len or it will just be bored people tweeting photos of their junk.

 

Over/under on how many junk shots have already been sent.

 

depends on whether or not C.C. still watches the cubs

[imb]

by june either nobody is going to be tweeting selfies to len or it will just be bored people tweeting photos of their junk.

 

Over/under on how many junk shots have already been sent.

 

i can guarantee at least 1

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

by june either nobody is going to be tweeting selfies to len or it will just be bored people tweeting photos of their junk.

 

Over/under on how many junk shots have already been sent.

 

i can guarantee at least 1

 

Make that 2

[gscool89]

I just don't think we'll score a run this year. Thanks a lot Theo.

[treebird]

all these tweets are supposed to be hashtagged #WGNcubs, so this is theoretically verifiable

 

CHECKING NOW

[Crack Wilson]

Yikes! I dam near missed the game. But it looks like I haven't missed too much. Let's get some runs. =D>

[Schwarber Fan]

I hate that the Rangers have already turned a 6-0 deficit into a 7-6 lead.

[Sammy Sofa]

I hate that the Rangers have already turned a 6-0 deficit into a 7-6 lead.

 

I love it.

[Illini Iceman]

I hate that the Rangers have already turned a 6-0 deficit into a 7-6 lead.

 

Those pitchers are going to get a stern talking to through the media by Ryno.

[Schwarber Fan]

I hate that the Rangers have already turned a 6-0 deficit into a 7-6 lead.

 

Those pitchers are going to get a stern talking to through the media by Ryno.

 

Those pitchers are Cliff Lee

[Guest]

Sahadev Sharma ‏@sahadevsharma 47s

Appears as if Grimm, who is warming up, may be used in late-inning, high-leverage situations. I like it.