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[Sammy Sofa]

Did you think he was dead? Pretty typical Votto.

[Guest]

Holy crap, Joey Votto is a 5.3 fWAR player this year?

 

were you not aware that joey votto is really good?

 

even after you said he lived in suckville or something last time we played them?

[woodchip2153]

Didn't we have to explain to Derwood that Votto doesn't suck already this year?

[Guest]

Didn't we have to explain to Derwood that Votto doesn't suck already this year?

 

Yep. Found it.

 

viewtopic.php?f=26&t=64218&p=3243448&hilit=votto#p3243448

[jersey cubs fan]

Holy crap, Joey Votto is a 5.3 fWAR player this year?

 

were you not aware that joey votto is really good?

 

even after you said he lived in suckville or something last time we played them?

only 59 RBI this year

[sneakypower]

Holy crap, Joey Votto is a 5.3 fWAR player this year?

look on his 2nd half numbers ye mighty and despair

Edited August 21, 2015 by sneakypower

[Derwood]

Didn't we have to explain to Derwood that Votto doesn't suck already this year?

 

Yep. Found it.

 

viewtopic.php?f=26&t=64218&p=3243448&hilit=votto#p3243448

 

And then I admitted I was wrong, so....

[Guest]

Didn't we have to explain to Derwood that Votto doesn't suck already this year?

 

Yep. Found it.

 

viewtopic.php?f=26&t=64218&p=3243448&hilit=votto#p3243448

 

And then I admitted I was wrong, so....

 

And then you forgot that he was good again, which is what we're making fun of.

[Derwood]

Didn't we have to explain to Derwood that Votto doesn't suck already this year?

 

Yep. Found it.

 

viewtopic.php?f=26&t=64218&p=3243448&hilit=votto#p3243448

 

And then I admitted I was wrong, so....

 

And then you forgot that he was good again, which is what we're making fun of.

 

I didn't forget he was good. I also didn't know he was really really good.

[Sammy Sofa]

Ever?

[ConstableRabbit]

CJ Edwards.... is black?

[Guest]

CJ Edwards.... is black?

 

I..uh..what?

 

Is this a mojo parody? or Derwood? I'M CONFUSED.

[ConstableRabbit]

CJ Edwards.... is black?

 

I..uh..what?

 

Is this a mojo parody? or Derwood? I'M CONFUSED.

Ughhhh now I am doubting my memory and I know that if I search "Edwards" and "Black" I'm going to get a lot of Corey. Was that not Mojo or Derwood? DID I MAKE THIS UP

[Derwood]

Even I knew that he was black

[jersey cubs fan]

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[ConstableRabbit]

Even I knew that he was black

http://f.tqn.com/y/webtrends/1/L/G/D/-/-/Okay_guy.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm usually more surprised by white dudes with "colorful" names.

[Banedon]

I'm usually more surprised by white dudes with "colorful" names.

 

I know his background, but Travis Ishikawa still messes with my head.

[Guest]

I'm usually more surprised by white dudes with "colorful" names.

Khalil Greene will always be my first and best.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://deadspin.com/that-anthony-rizzos-such-a-sweet-boy-1728484726

[davell]

http://deadspin.com/that-anthony-rizzos-such-a-sweet-boy-1728484726

 

Such a likable group. Can't remember who said it in a game thread(maybe David?), but I could easily see him becoming my all time favorite Cub.

[Guest]

ugh at eating oranges that way, though

 

he's evil. just burning up everyone's lips.

[jersey cubs fan]

ugh at eating oranges that way, though

 

he's evil. just burning up everyone's lips.

burning up lips? With orange slices?

[Guest]

ugh at eating oranges that way, though

 

he's evil. just burning up everyone's lips.

burning up lips? With orange slices?

 

from sucking on those like that

 

correct way to eat oranges - peel them and then eat the little wedges

 

not slice them up and suck. that's for savages.

[Sammy Sofa]

Wait, why were your lips burning when you ate them like that?

 

Are you the Ashy Larry of robots?