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I hate the [expletive] Rangers.

 

Rangers during Summer 2010:

 

-Ahem-We're....we're uh, bankrupt.

 

*Turns around, opens door, walks in, and then closes door and blinds. Comes out ten minutes later.*

 

BILLIONS of dollars will be coming in!

 

I realize it's way more legit than that before anyone feels the need to jump on that, but that period of bankruptcy was hilariously quick and I like a good poorly thought out conspiracy.

 

You know Hicks isn't the owner anymore right?

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I hate the [expletive] Rangers.

 

Rangers during Summer 2010:

 

-Ahem-We're....we're uh, bankrupt.

 

*Turns around, opens door, walks in, and then closes door and blinds. Comes out ten minutes later.*

 

BILLIONS of dollars will be coming in!

 

I realize it's way more legit than that before anyone feels the need to jump on that, but that period of bankruptcy was hilariously quick and I like a good poorly thought out conspiracy.

 

You know Hicks isn't the owner anymore right?

 

Yep. Did I hint that I didn't? Still shady to me...

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I was listening to the Sox game on the radio for a few, why, I'm not sure. I only bring it up because their radio commentators sound like a pair of robots discussing a baseball game. I guess Pat, Ron, and even the oft intolerable Keith deserve more appreciation.
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Pujols looking like crap while the Cards keep winning is annoying.

 

For too long did he feast on LaRussas pixie dust, when in reality he posessed a similar slillset to Micah Hoffpauir. Now that the ingrate dared bite the hand that fed him, the baseball Gods are angered. Had he come up with any other organization he'd have been in Japan by 2004 and a cardboard box by 2007.

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David Freese went 3-5 with 2 rbi's.

 

Anyone doubt he will end up putting up Pujols type numbers this year?

 

Yes, I'm rather sure he will not.

 

David Freese OPS - .955

 

Albert Pujols OPS - .592

 

I was wrong, I should of said better ;)

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David Freese went 3-5 with 2 rbi's.

 

Anyone doubt he will end up putting up Pujols type numbers this year?

 

Yes, I'm rather sure he will not.

 

David Freese OPS - .955

 

Albert Pujols OPS - .592

 

I was wrong, I should of said better ;)

 

Bryan LaHair OPS - 1.138, and he's just entering his first full season. Bow down, resistance is futile.

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It sure looked like Hairston slapped the ball away.

 

Yeah, I thought so too.

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[expletive], Kemp is killing me. I was convinced that the Dodgers' financial woes were going to lead to him hitting the FA market. Edited by Sammy Sofa
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[expletive], Kemp is killing me. I was convinced that the Dodgers' financial woes was going to lead to him hitting the FA market.

 

He's only making $10M this year, wow.

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