I flew with Sandberg this morning

[Sammy Sofa]

Sat next to Carlton from Fresh Prince once. Kept thinking I knew this guy, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. Than a Flight Aatendant came by and asked him if he would mind doing the Carlton Dance for her once we landed. 15 minutes later, he looked at me and said "I'll hit that tonight" and proceeded to show me pictures of quite a few women he's evidently been with. That Carlton's quite a horndog.

 

Everyone shut up; NOTHING is topping this.

[Old Style]

Sat next to Carlton from Fresh Prince once. Kept thinking I knew this guy, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. Than a Flight Aatendant came by and asked him if he would mind doing the Carlton Dance for her once we landed. 15 minutes later, he looked at me and said "I'll hit that tonight" and proceeded to show me pictures of quite a few women he's evidently been with. That Carlton's quite a horndog.

 

Everyone shut up; NOTHING is topping this.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110705120058/glee/images/f/fe/Carlton-Dance-GIF.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

That gif times perfectly with every song I've just skimmed through in my music library.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Sat next to Carlton from Fresh Prince once. Kept thinking I knew this guy, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. Than a Flight Aatendant came by and asked him if he would mind doing the Carlton Dance for her once we landed. 15 minutes later, he looked at me and said "I'll hit that tonight" and proceeded to show me pictures of quite a few women he's evidently been with. That Carlton's quite a horndog.

 

Everyone shut up; NOTHING is topping this.

Pauly Shore took a dump on a flight that offended ME of all people.

[Guest]

fernando vina was on one of my flights. yep, that fernando vina.

 

 

I'll never forget when he swung at a Kerry Wood slider that hit him.

[Sosa21MVP]

I'll never forget that time I was waiting a flight out of Indianapolis and sat across the Ted Marchibroda who was reading the USA Today newspaper. What a magic moment that was. :shock:

[Guest]

Bill Cartwright on a flight from LA to Chicago.

 

Oh come on Mr. SoCal, that's the best name dropping you got?

 

SSR you got beat.

[Rob]

Ran into John Cleese a few years back in the Phoenix airport. I feel sorry for tall celebrities... there was nothing he could do not to get noticed (and summarily mobbed).

[17 Seconds]

i rode in an elevator with jim edmonds and reed johnson. it was awkward.

[TruffleShuffle]

Ran into John Cleese a few years back in the Phoenix airport. I feel sorry for tall celebrities... there was nothing he could do not to get noticed (and summarily mobbed).

 

i saw brad garrett in LAX last year, and believe it or not, nobody mobbed him. i guess maybe one or two people asked for an autograph, but that was it. in true hollywood form, he was with a hot blonde about half his age.

[Guest]

Ran into John Cleese a few years back in the Phoenix airport. I feel sorry for tall celebrities... there was nothing he could do not to get noticed (and summarily mobbed).

Fawlty Towers was so awesome

[Old Style]

Ran into John Cleese a few years back in the Phoenix airport. I feel sorry for tall celebrities... there was nothing he could do not to get noticed (and summarily mobbed).

I saw Bill Walton try to sit in a little pay phone booth at DFW airport about 18 years ago. That was funny. I also saw one of the guys from Korn walking through the Phoenix airport when I went to visit my parents for Spring Training one year. He was pretty tall and had his hair in thick braids so he was hard to miss, too.

[Bull]

my band flew to Calgary on the same flight as Lifehouse. Loading gear we chatted with them a little about their gig and ours and how we covered one of their songs. They were really nice.

[moochpuppy]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

[Old Style]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

Did you sneak a peek at Screech's giant hog?

[jersey cubs fan]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

 

I pissed next to Ethan Hawke at the Pierre.

[C.C.]

I saw Gwyneth Paltrow at NoBu in NY 7-8 years ago and she was flirted with me.

 

Oh, and a good friend of mine friend (I know him, but not that well) dated and lived with Shyla Stylez. Went to a Motley Crue concert with them and she flashed her boobies to Tommy Lee's [expletive] cam. True story. Tommy Lee said "yummy"

 

That's all I got.

[moochpuppy]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

Did you sneak a peek at Screech's giant hog?

 

I'm not a Stan Indursky type. I focus on my business and get the hell out.

[moochpuppy]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

 

I pissed next to Ethan Hawke at the Pierre.

 

Was it his own piss?

[Guest]

I peed in a urinal next to Marc-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez and Dustin Diamond at Universal Studios in Hollywood.

 

I pissed next to Ethan Hawke at the Pierre.

 

Was it his own piss?

 

 

Strong.

[davell]

Since we're now delving into urination stories, I was at a bar in Charleston, SC one weekend night and they shut the doors for some reason. Someone got on the PA and announced all drinks were free for the rest of the night. Drinks were on Ric Flair, who had just walked in evidently. Really big bar, never even saw Flair.........Until I went to the restroom. There he was. Peeing on the wall, with a full beer in each hand. Whoooooooooo!

[javy knows my name]

Jesus, davell destroys this thread.

 

Speaking of really tall, conspicuous people, I saw Uma at O'Hare like 6-7 years ago. She glowed with hotness.

[Sammy Sofa]

Since we're now delving into urination stories, I was at a bar in Charleston, SC one weekend night and they shut the doors for some reason. Someone got on the PA and announced all drinks were free for the rest of the night. Drinks were on Ric Flair, who had just walked in evidently. Really big bar, never even saw Flair.........Until I went to the restroom. There he was. Peeing on the wall, with a full beer in each hand. Whoooooooooo!

 

What the [expletive], man. Between this and the Carlton story you're trouncing everyone.

[Ski]

I flew on a plane once.

[El Duderino]

Since we're now delving into urination stories, I was at a bar in Charleston, SC one weekend night and they shut the doors for some reason. Someone got on the PA and announced all drinks were free for the rest of the night. Drinks were on Ric Flair, who had just walked in evidently. Really big bar, never even saw Flair.........Until I went to the restroom. There he was. Peeing on the wall, with a full beer in each hand. Whoooooooooo!

 

If he was actually saying "Whooooooo!" at the time this might be the greatest story ever.