Lenny Dykstra is completely screwed

[OleMissCub]

even worse than he was before. Hit with 23 felony charges.

 

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dykstra-20110607,0,5446223.story

 

 

Dykstra's well-documented financial collapse took another sharp turn when authorities charged him with nearly two dozen felony counts related to a scheme to obtain luxury cars and possession of cocaine, human growth hormone and Ecstasy.

 

The charges come a month after Dykstra was indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of bankruptcy fraud and obstruction of justice.

 

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-06/62172860.jpg

[erik316wttn]

Yup, Nails is going to get nailed.

[SouthSideRyan]

Good, he's a terrible person.

[C.C.]

erroneous

[SouthSideRyan]

erroneous

 

What?

[TruffleShuffle]

i remember when he was so smug about how well he was doing financially. what a complete turd.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I never liked that guy. I predicted he'd end up in prison somewhere around 1990. Of course, back then I was confident it would be for rape.

[SouthSideRyan]

I never liked that guy. I predicted he'd end up in prison somewhere around 1990. Of course, back then I was confident it would be for rape.

 

I'm sure he's done that too

[davell]

Didn't they actually repo his dog? You know you're screwed when that happens.

[Tarver]

His bizarre attempt to "rescue" Dwight Gooden is the only remotely unselfish moment in this guy's entire life.

[The Logan]

Jim Cramer once said Lenny Dykstra was one of only a handful of people whose opinion he trusted on financial advice

 

Whoops.

[SouthSideRyan]

His bizarre attempt to "rescue" Dwight Gooden is the only remotely unselfish moment in this guy's entire life.

 

He was probably just trying to score some blow.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

and rape somebody

[jersey cubs fan]

Jim Cramer once said Lenny Dykstra was one of only a handful of people whose opinion he trusted on financial advice

 

Whoops.

 

It was obviously not true at the time, and I have no idea why he said it. He's a Phillies fan so a lot of it was just hero worship and being a sycophant toward a guy he thought he could buddy up to. I guess once a cokehead always a cokehead and stupid things will fly out of your mouth.

[erik316wttn]

His bizarre attempt to "rescue" Dwight Gooden is the only remotely unselfish moment in this guy's entire life.

 

I never heard about this. Details?

[Tarver]

His bizarre attempt to "rescue" Dwight Gooden is the only remotely unselfish moment in this guy's entire life.

 

I never heard about this. Details?

 

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/gooden_says_dykstra_tried_rehab_Dwa8lnX2ZYvXsgCfNeNtUL

[Magnetic Curses]

Jim Cramer once said Lenny Dykstra was one of only a handful of people whose opinion he trusted on financial advice

 

Whoops.

 

dykstra used to subscribe to some wall street semi-insider publication and then pass those tips off as his own on that show and in articles.

 

he knows less than i do about the market, most likely.

[The Logan]

LULZ

 

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/6896893/lenny-dykstra-charged-indecent-exposure-los-angeles

 

LOS ANGELES -- Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been charged in Los Angeles for allegedly exposing himself to women he met on Craigslist.

 

The city attorney's office said Thursday the 48-year-old former baseball star could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each indecent exposure count.

 

Dykstra is accused of finding victims by placing online ads seeking personal assistants or housekeepers. He allegedly exposed himself to women who responded to the ads on several occasions between 2009 and 2011.

 

http://www.ratemoviescenes.com/img/vg_strangelove_bomb.jpg

[Tracer Bullet]

Assuming the risk. You can't respond to a lenny dykstra post on Craigslist and then claim surprise when you see his junk.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Assuming the risk. You can't respond to a lenny dykstra post on Craigslist and then claim surprise when you see his junk.

I'd be surprised if he did NOT show me his junk.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Can't wait for Bernie Goldberg's fluff piece on this.