7/13: All-Star Game: NL (Jimenez) vs. AL (Price) - 7 CT FOX

[Andy]

This game is like a Cubs fan's wet dream.

Not really. We're still 11 games under .500 no matter how bad the White Sox and Cardinals players perform in this game.

[Roast]

And apparently, according to McCarver, Hunter just threw himself a tough breaking ball

[OleMissCub]

I think McCarver is having a stroke.

 

or maybe he's been having a constant stroke for the past 10 years.

[Roast]

This Napa commercial needs to burn in hell

[OleMissCub]

Bryce Harper just beat Drew Pomeranz by one vote to win the Golden Spikes. I realize Harper was ridiculous, but a JUCO player shouldn't win that award. Imagine a JUCO player winning the Heisman.

[Roast]

holy crap. the NL might actually win

[Wilson A2000]

That splitter by Valverde was nasty. How do you lay off that as a .255 hitter?

[chuckywang]

I think Valverde ejaculates a little bit after every K.

[OleMissCub]

I want to blast Hepatitis onto Valverde with a super soaker. What a POS

[Fro]

That splitter by Valverde was nasty. How do you lay off that as a .255 hitter?

 

Don't swing at junk pitches

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], I love Valverde.

[Roast]

I want to blast Hepatitis onto Valverde with a super soaker. What a POS

Despite his douchery on the mound, he seems like a generally nice guy when he's not pitching.

[JoshiQ]

I seriously want to take a bat to Valverde's cranium.

[Sammy Sofa]

Should be Marmol.

[Tarver]

Every dictionary printed, in any language, should be required to have a picture of Buck nest to the definition of nepotism.

 

And even if he wins, Manuel's decisions on the roster and it's management tonight deserve some serious criticism.

[Guest]

Here we go again...

[OleMissCub]

did McCarver just say "John Kruk"

[J.R.]

Every dictionary printed, in any language, should be required to have a picture of Buck nest to the definition of nepotism.

 

Chip Caray.

[Sammy Sofa]

BROXTON, YOU ANUS.

[Tarver]

Every dictionary printed, in any language, should be required to have a picture of Buck nest to the definition of nepotism.

 

Chip Caray.

 

Funnily enough, they both maintain mansions in Ladue within a half-mile of each other.

 

But Buck profited far more riding coattails.

[Roast]

BYRD!

[Guest]

Great play by Byrd.

[J.R.]

MARLON BYRD.

[Sammy Sofa]

BALLIN'!!!!

 

[expletive] yeah, Byrd.

[OleMissCub]

what a badass