WSox fans are pure class

[BeerHere]

Guy takes his kids to their first ballgame. Kids need to go to the bathroom.

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0409-20100409,0,6577663.column

 

As they waited, Nemeth said, he noticed noises coming from the last stall. A man's legs — clad in blue jeans and sneakers — were sticking out from under the stall door.

 

"The toes were pointing up," said Nemeth. "The legs were shaking and quivering. From a visual standpoint, all you had to see was the legs quivering to know something was going on."

 

As a trained physician, he had an idea what was happening in there, but he worried it might have been something else.

 

"It was bizarre. It caught the attention of a lot of people. I tried to turn my boy's attention away from it, then I thought, ‘Is someone having a seizure?'

 

"So I kicked the door, just to get a reaction. I just wanted to make sure nobody was dying in there. That's when I heard a woman's voice yell, ‘HEY, STOP!' Something was going on and I had interrupted."

 

Moments later, the stall door opened, and a tall, thin, blond man exited. The tall man held his arms up in triumph.

 

"His arms were straight up, like in victory," Nemeth said. "Everybody was hooting and hollering and giving high-fives."

 

Then a second person left the stall, someone Nemeth described as apparently female, "scurrying" out of the restroom with a shirt or coat over her head.

[jersey cubs fan]

This sort of thing has probably happened in every ballpark in the country.

[SouthSideRyan]

someone Nemeth described as apparently female,

[BeerHere]

What kind of skank has sex in a crowded bathroom of a baseball stadium?

[champaignchris]

What kind of skank has sex in a crowded bathroom of a baseball stadium?

 

The same kind that has sex in the crowded bathroom of a football stadium with a stranger while her husband is watching the game.

[BeerHere]

What kind of skank has sex in a crowded bathroom of a baseball stadium?

 

The same kind that has sex in the crowded bathroom of a football stadium with a stranger while her husband is watching the game.

 

We're doomed

[CubbieBum]

What kind of skank has sex in a crowded bathroom of a baseball stadium?

 

Street goes both ways. Guy was doing it as well.

[ConstableRabbit]

Why was this in the paper?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

What kind of skank has sex in a crowded bathroom of a baseball stadium?

 

Street goes both ways. Guy was doing it as well.

it's a given that guys are skanks

[jersey cubs fan]

all the streets near me are one way.

[baseballfan50]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

[17 Seconds]

This sort of thing would never happen at Wrigley.

[imb]

hard to [expletive] in a trough

[Derwood]

hard to [expletive] in a trough

 

that's what the sinks are for

[CubbieBum]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

 

Some people get bored with sex at home and like the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught in public.

[17 Seconds]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

 

Some people get bored with sex at home and like the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught in public.

 

admit it, you do it by yourself sometimes

[erik316wttn]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

 

Some people get bored with sex at home and like the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught in public.

 

Do you speak from experience?

[CubbieBum]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

 

Some people get bored with sex at home and like the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught in public.

 

Do you speak from experience?

 

No I speak from having a [expletive] roommate who would go out on our shared deck with our neighbors and do it with his girlfriend because they were both sex addicts.

[treebird]

Probably not the only stadium something like that has happened in. Why can't people seem to wait until they are in a private place?

 

and it's as much his fault as hers.

 

Still, it's always puzzled me that some people seem to have no self-respect or sense of decency.

 

Some people get bored with sex at home and like the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught in public.

 

Do you speak from experience?

 

No I speak from having a [expletive] roommate who would go out on our shared deck with our neighbors and do it with his girlfriend because they were both sex addicts.

 

there's really no reason to talk about andy that way

[CubbieBum]

 

No I speak from having a [expletive] roommate who would go out on our shared deck with our neighbors and do it with his girlfriend because they were both sex addicts.

 

there's really no reason to talk about andy that way

 

If Andy could back then he most definitely would.

[imb]

 

No I speak from having a [expletive] roommate who would go out on our shared deck with our neighbors and do it with his girlfriend because they were both sex addicts.

 

there's really no reason to talk about andy that way

 

If Andy could back then he most definitely would.

 

so you're saying that his current gf is dtf?

[CubbieBum]

 

No I speak from having a [expletive] roommate who would go out on our shared deck with our neighbors and do it with his girlfriend because they were both sex addicts.

 

there's really no reason to talk about andy that way

 

If Andy could back then he most definitely would.

 

so you're saying that his current gf is dtf?

 

Actually have no idea. I've never met his gf. He always goes home to South Bend on holidays and that is the only time I make it up to Indiana.

 

Whatever she does it has to be better and more than what he had we were roommates.

[SouthSideRyan]

Unlike you the sexual dynamo

[moochpuppy]

I think the bigger question is what was Ben Roethlisberger doing at a Sox game?

[EhDubya]

I think the bigger question is what was Ben Roethlisberger doing at a Sox game?

 

 

"Moments later, the stall door opened, and a tall, thin, blond man exited. The tall man held his arms up in triumph."

 

Try again. :-)