Big Z is better than Tebow

[CubinNY]

Pitcher Carlos Zambrano is said to have shed 15 pounds so far on his off-season conditioning program. He's currently in Guatemala working with a charity to build homes and provide clothing for the needy, his agent said.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1926473,CST-SPT-cub08.article

 

No report on the number of circumcisions Big Z performed.

[ConstableRabbit]

Fail.

[Clem Fandango]

This is bad news. The last time Z lost weight and started acting pleasant to start a season he gave up 22 runs and walked 19 in his first 34IP

[Little Slide Rooter]

Meh, the minute things stop going his way or somebody looks at him wrong he'll be back to beating up Gator Aid coolers and hurling fastballs at people.

[CubbieBum]

Fail.

[weis21]

Fail.

[otis89]

GEOVANY SOTO

 

:P

[haubrich91]

It'd be cool if he came to Spring Training with that mustache he rocked, last year.

[17 Seconds]

Fail.

 

TEBOW RULES

[weis21]

Fail.

 

TEBOW RULES

Fail.

[weis21]

It'd be cool if he came to Spring Training with that mustache he rocked, last year.

It was love at first sight.

[erik316wttn]

This is bad news. The last time Z lost weight and started acting pleasant to start a season he gave up 22 runs and walked 19 in his first 34IP

 

He should just start ejecting random people who slight him in some way.

[erik316wttn]

GEOVANY SOTO

[cubbieblue11]

I hope he is working on his abs.

[cubbieblue11]

I hope he is working on his abs.

[Uber]

This thread is a poster-child for controlled breeding.